THIS DUDE KNOWS MUSIC AND HOW TO MAKE IT

... And if you wanna know as well, read his incredibly insightful piece on gettin' funky on your computer, what you'll need and why.

God, how I wish I had a musical bone in this body of mine. Channel my inner Moby... Did I just offend everyone? Sike!! For real, I could channel my inner David Holmes, St. Germain or Solamingus.

I swear, if I ever make a movie, this is the dude who's gonna score it (all from a kick-booty studio in the basement). He's like an updated version of Bruno Martelli from "Fame." You remember, the curly-haired student that composed symphonies on his keyboard with the help of a few electronic doo-dads.

So since I can't "DIGG" (more on those bastards later), I'm gonna link to it here - Opening the DAW