BRITNEY AT HOUSE OF BLUES (VIDEO)

I'd venture to say the Papa H wouldn't mind spending some time away from the typewriter with a toxic chick like Britney Spears (who, of late, looks curiously HOT again).

So ... that said, couldn't get seats to Britney's "hush-hush" secret shows at the House of Blues this past week? Don't worry, we'll hook ya up.

The shows at various venues in Cali and out West were billed as a show by "The M+Ms," a band that doesn't exist. After rumors surfaced that it might be 'ol Brit, fans scooped up tix faster than you can drive through a Taco Bell in a pickup.

So, fret not if you can't get tix, because Hemingway's Lounge has a clip. Not the best quality, but whaddya expect?

Roll it!