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Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

JUDGE JUDY & PENNY CAUGHT ON TAPE DURING EARTHQUAKE

Wow... Dunno how I would react in this situation, but damn, seems scary. As someone who's never been in an actual earthquake, I think it's safe to say that I'd run for the fuckin' hills. Gotta love how the dude on Judge Judy was so stupefied that he just stood there under teetering stage lights and how Judge Penny did what they taught her in grade school and dutifully dived under her desk.






Thursday, September 27, 2007

MY FAVORITE REALITY SHOWS (with video)

Face it, reality TV is here to stay. It ain't goin' anywhere.

Being a writer, I'm a natural voyeur and I must admit, reality TV for me, is like crystal meth to a junkie. When done properly, it can have me sitting in front of the TV for hours and I can just feel my brain fading away along with the prospects of writing something of worth.

As if anyone cares, here's a list (in no particular order) of some of my favorite reality shows and a brief explanataion as to why, followed by a video or two.

AIRLINE
This is an odd show, indeed. This A&E reality program follows the trials and tribulations of a national airline. Sounds boring? Think again. It's completly riveting. That said, though, if I've never flown before and watched this show, I'd probably never get on a plane. What's more, it's an awful advertisment for the Southwest Airlines, who never winds up looking rosy.





THE REAL WORLD
The grand dame of reality shows that, depending on the cast, never seems to run out of conflict. The recipe is simple - seven kids, throw them in a sweet crib, watch them fight. Keep Big brother. Gimmie my MTV kids who drink too much, fight too much and all look like supermodels.



COPS
I'm gonna be honest. I'm praying to the gods above that someone somewhere makes an all "COPS" TV channel. Loop the friggin' show 24/7. On the air since 1986 or thereabouts, this is a raw-as-shit look at what life is like being a cop. No host. Just a camera and sound tech. To see what life is like behind bars, check out its sister show "Jail" that debuted a few weeks back. Equally as awesome.



BREAKING BONADUCE
An offshoot of the reality show genre seems to be the "celeb-reality" show. While most of the shows featuring K-List personalities are bullshit ala "The Two Coreys" (which btw gets my vote as the suckiest reality show ever), this VH1 account of Danny Bonaduce trying to get back on the straight-and-narrow with his family, life, sobriety and career is as "real" as it gets. A close second is the former VH1 show "Shooting Sizemore."



THE CONTENDER
What self-respecting "Rocky" fan wouldn't love "The Contender," which by the way, leads us to another ofshoot of the genre - the competition reality show. Just the same, when done well, competition brings out the best in people and gives us the best TV watching experience.





HELL'S KITCHEN
I love this show, even if it is a little cheesy. Keep "Top Chef," this competition show with gonzo chef Gordon Ramsey is addictive if only for his insane screaming at everyone.



BLOW OUT and WORK OUT
Lifestyle reality. That's what I call shows that are basically about people we don't know, but TV people want us to. Hence, "Blow Out" and "Work Out," two shows that take place in Southern Cali. I don't live in La La land, but if I did, shit, I'd want to live in the realm of either clearhead hair stylist Jonathan Anton or uber-hot trainer Jackie Warner.



JONATHAN WITH BRUNO




THE OSBOURNES
You gotta love the Osbourne clan. They practically invented the celeb-reality genre with their groundbreaking show. Seems tame now, but they were the first TV framily to invite camera into the home.



MIAMI INK
These dudes at the Miami tattoo shop are rad and give us great stories each week through the conflicts in the workplace - another reality subgenre - and through their incredible tattoo work.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

GOODBYE TO A BROADCAST LEGEND

No one knows the TV biz like Tom Shales, so if I may, I'll defer to him and his awesome feature obit on Tom Snyder, a true TV broadcast legend.

Tom Snyder Turned Television Into a Tete-a-Tete

By Tom Shales
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Tom Snyder was born to broadcast. He loved television and it loved him back. In that, he was a member of a vanishing breed, especially as narrowcasting displaces broadcasting, "online" replaces "on the air," and any Tom, Dick or Mary can be monarch of a desktop domain, uplinking themselves to satellites in space.

Snyder's death Sunday from leukemia, at the age of 71, was not "the end of an era," as is often said of legendary figures in any field, but another poignant part of a long goodbye, of a transition painful to those who remember the great broadcasters of television with deep affection -- Dave Garroway, Howard Cosell, Jack Paar, and some, like Regis Philbin, who are still alive and working.

All they needed was a TV studio, a relatively small crew and a camera or two with which to reach out across the country into big cities and small towns, tenements and penthouses, and keep a viewer captive, speaking not to "everybody" but to each individual, intimately.

Snyder made his last network talk show, "The Late Late Show" on CBS, partly a celebration of television -- as it is, but also as it was. "The simulcast is up and running," he'd say after his introductory chatter about whatever was on his mind that day, "simulcast" being by then a seldom-used term for a TV show also heard on radio. "So settle back," he would say, "fire up a colortini, and watch the pictures fly through the air." No one was sure what a "colortini" was -- maybe a martini linked somehow to color TV, which was once more of a novelty than high-def is now.

"I'm small," Snyder said in a 1995 interview, as he began the new CBS show, which he hosted for four years. (He had hosted NBC's late-night "Tomorrow" program from 1973 to 1982.) "I'm little television. I'm not big. I'm 19 inches diagonal, and if I can do that, I'm okay." In person he was anything but little. He stood 6 feet 4 and wore, he said, size 13-D shoes (sometimes doing the show in his socks). He was so self-conscious about having big ears that he let his hair grow down over them.

And the picture got bigger, from 19 inches diagonal to today's wall-size 50-, 60-, 70-inchers and more. The size is almost irrelevant; Tom Snyder was big enough to fill the night with talk and his own persona. The Snyder we saw on TV was not a replica of the real guy; it was the real guy. Like David Letterman, whose company produced "Late Late" (as it does the current version with Craig Ferguson), Snyder was perhaps never so comfortable as when under the hot lights and wired for sound.

"Tom really was a true broadcaster," Peter Lassally, Snyder's executive producer, said yesterday. (Lassally continues to produce "Late Late" with Ferguson, another natural talker.) "The word 'broadcaster' is tossed around and used for anybody who works in the business, but Tom did what a true broadcaster can do: He made the camera disappear and talked directly to the viewer, and it was just 'conversation.' There really was no one like him."

"The big man is gone," said CBS News Vice President Steve Friedman, 60, who knew Snyder for 37 years. They became close friends when Friedman was a news writer in Los Angeles and, later, executive producer of NBC's "Today" in New York. "Tom used to say, 'Writers write, producers produce, and stars star,' " Friedman said, "but he only said that to make us feel better -- because he was a better writer than any of us, a better producer than any of us, and the biggest star in our universe."

Snyder's distinctive quirks -- including his loud, staccato "ha-ha-ha" laugh -- were too tempting to be ignored by impressionists, and the definitive faux Snyder was unquestionably Dan Aykroyd, who perfected the impression during the first five years of "Saturday Night Live." It became one of the most popular bits on the show, and it helped popularize Snyder with a young audience that otherwise might have ignored him.

The impression became so well known that there were times, on his own show, when Snyder would do his version of Aykroyd's version of Snyder, making the ha-ha-ha's even broader. He wasn't really such a good sport about the imitation, though. "He was never that fond of it," a friend said.

What Snyder proved at NBC and at CBS was that he could interview virtually anybody -- from mass murderer Charles Manson to Beatle John Lennon to entrepreneur Martha Stewart to Johnny Rotten of the notorious Sex Pistols. One of the most hilarious Snyder encounters ever was an interview with Howard Stern, a hugely entertaining case of culture clash.

Stern to Snyder: "You are a psychopath!"

"People who didn't do other talk shows did Tom's show," Conan O'Brien, boy genius of the new generation of TV talkers, has said of Snyder. "And they said things there that they wouldn't say anywhere else."

During the 1995 interview, Snyder was praised for his session with Stern. His response: He blew his top. He said he was sick of hearing about it and complained that NBC had aired it too many times. He was, it seems, more at home with an argument than a compliment, naturally contrary and argumentative. It was commonly said of Snyder that he could have gone farther in the business if only he hadn't always fought with network management and with any other authority figures around.

When he was still at NBC, and network boss Fred Silverman was displeased with his ratings, Snyder suffered the indignity of having his show torn asunder; a studio audience was brought in, and gossipeuse Rona Barrett made regular appearances. Snyder hated her and hated the new format and, inevitably, clashed again with the bosses in the front office. Silverman had committed the ultimate sin in Snyder's view: He had come between Snyder and his viewers.

Bits and pieces of Snyder in his element, and in his glory, circulated yesterday on the latest medium to threaten television, the Internet. There was Snyder again, grilling guests pugnaciously or roaring that expansive laugh. On a computer monitor, the pictures were small again -- but Tom Snyder was still a giant.

Monday, April 30, 2007

'STUDIO 60' IS BACK - BUT IT DON'T LOOK GOOD


Well ... It's about time.

The Peacock Network has called for a Thursday 9 p.m. timeslot for the oft-troubled "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, starting May 25. The over-ballyhooed, but still, quite entertaining Aaron Sorkin drama revolving around a late-night sketch comedy program, will air its six final shows.

Throughout the course of it's brief one-season run, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" developed a loyal cult-base and quickly vanished from NBC's schedule mid-February.
Interestingly, many armchair critics thought it would be the Tina Fey sitcom "30 Rock" that would suffer in the ratings. Both shows are on the same network and have similar themes.

While the Fey vehicle is an out-an-out comedy, Sorkin's soapboxy show was often used as a platform for his beliefs and many suits believe that's exactly what turned away the masses.

Fey's '30 Rock" was just a silly, yet smart, comedy that was bookmarked with "The Office," which helped immensely -- oh, yeah and Alec Baldwin.

You just never know ...

The NBC brass has not announced any further intentions with the show. And that ain't good, folks.

The downside? The 'Studio 60' airings come the day after the end of May sweeps -- and a whole week after the NBC "upfronts," which will announce the show's fate next season.

Many pundits predict that renewal seems unlikely.

Hemingway's take? The networks do all they can to hype a show, market it, send actors on junkets until we wanna puke. We finally get vested in a show and then -- bam -- it's Thanksgiving and the Holidays. The shows vanish for months at a time.

We move on. We're fickle. There ain't three networks anymore.

Say, by chance, a show does in fact, return after a couple of months on hiatus. We're all but lost. Now, I love "Heroes" but honestly, I'm lost half the time if I don't watch them all at once.

Oh, like I'm the only one...

The audience doesn't kill a show, most of the time. The networks do. Remember the awesome show "Commander in Chief" last season? It revolved around a powerful chick in The White House - the first female prez.

I ask you: How does Gina Davis, the star of 'Commander,' win all sorts of awards for her acting and then the damn show gets axed? ABC could had kept the show on the air if they wanted to. Point blank.

Networks need to cultivate hits; stand by them; nurture them; watch them grow. It's the way they did it with shows of yore. Immediacy isn't always our friend.

And then there's the notion of ratings. Say a program comes in second- or third- in its timeslot? YANKED!Do you guys out in Interwebland realize that if "Seinfeld" premiered this decade, it would be DOA? No doubt about it. It's cultural catch-phrases, style of comedy and furthermore, impact on pop culture would be all but nil.

Oh well, those are the musings for tonight.

In the meantime, check out some of these 'Studio 60' clips:









Until next time,
-- Mr. Festivus