RAW BRITNEY SPEARS VOCALS

Back in Papa H's day we had such poised, sexy and talented female crooners as Peggy Lee, Ann Margaret, Shirley Bassey, Eydie Gorme, and Keely Smith. Do a YouTube search of any of these awesome women for proof.

Today, we have this... Check out these Britney Spears vocals that are purportedly raw and untouched.

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TARANTINO VERBALLY BITCHSLAPS TV REPORTER

Fresh off the news that Quentin Tarantino will be casting Britney Spears to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" comes this pretty coll video of the feral director going toe-to-toe with some oscure local TV anchor during his press tour for "Kill Bill." The audio is a little off, but still very watchable.

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SCANDAL SHEETS IN TROUBLE?

I'll say it. I feel for Britney Spears. If there is one celeb that's been driven to the state of madness by the paparzzi, it has to be her. Granted, she may feed into the frenzy most of the time with dopey young adult behavior and ridiculous antics. That said, however, there's definitely a codependent thing going on - and the pappers know it and feed into it. As a result, an already-fragile pop star is in a dire state.

So, this interistingly comes via the NY POST. Perhaps, enough now, is enough ...

THE FBI is poking around the celebrity magazine world on the West Coast, investigating allegations of kickbacks and pay-for-play schemes, according to a source who was contacted by investigators.

The source was told that the probe, which appears to be at a preliminary stage, involved "paparazzi and In Touch" magazine.

The source was contacted by an agent named Dennis Webster in the FBI's Los Angeles office. Webster had not returned calls to Media Ink by presstime.

Specifics about what the feds are looking into remain murky, but people at the celebrity magazines have been burning up the lines in recent days since a story about the FBI probe was posted Wednesday on the complex.com Web site and picked up by gawker.com and jossip.com.

However, the source said that West Coast legal circles have been buzzing that Hollywood stars who have long felt they were being harassed by the paparazzi were perhaps pushing the feds to act.

To read the rest of the piece, click HERE.

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BRITNEY AT HOUSE OF BLUES (VIDEO)

I'd venture to say the Papa H wouldn't mind spending some time away from the typewriter with a toxic chick like Britney Spears (who, of late, looks curiously HOT again).

So ... that said, couldn't get seats to Britney's "hush-hush" secret shows at the House of Blues this past week? Don't worry, we'll hook ya up.

The shows at various venues in Cali and out West were billed as a show by "The M+Ms," a band that doesn't exist. After rumors surfaced that it might be 'ol Brit, fans scooped up tix faster than you can drive through a Taco Bell in a pickup.

So, fret not if you can't get tix, because Hemingway's Lounge has a clip. Not the best quality, but whaddya expect?

Roll it!

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