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Saturday, May 12, 2007

CARVER POEM SATURDAY


The genius that is American writer, Raymond Carver...

While post upon post can be written about Carver's life and work, let's just say that for all intents and purposes, his simplistic, yet utterly effective prose will send shivers down many a spine. He wasn't only one of the world's finest writers of short fiction, but also one of its most large-hearted and affecting poets.

Like Carver's stories, the more than 300 poems are marked by a keen attention to the physical world. His unflinching talent compressed vast feelings into three or four words and was truly a voice of conversational intimacy. The best aspect of all of his writing, however, was that he knew when to stop at the most precise moment.

Enjoy this Saturday's poem ... A real beaut.

Cheers

Vodka chased with coffee. Each morning
I hang the sign on the door:

OUT TO LUNCH

But no one pays attention; my friends
look at the sign and
sometimes leave little notes,
or else they call - Come out and play,
Ray - mond.

Once my son, that bastard,
slipped in and left me a colored egg
and a walking stick.
I think he drank some of my vodka.
And last week my wife dropped by
with a can of beef soup
and a carton of tears.
She drank some of my vodka, too, I think,
then left hurriedly in a strange car
with a man I'd never seen before.
They don't understand; I'm fine,
just fine where I am, for any day now
I shall be, I shall be, I shall be . . .

I intend to take all the time in this world,
consider everything, even miracles,
yet remain on guard, ever
more careful, more watchful,
against those who would sin against me,
against those who would steal vodka,
against those who would do me harm.

-- Raymond Carver
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Poetry Collections
Near Klamath (1968)
Winter Insomnia (1970)
At Night The Salmon Move (1976)
Where Water Comes Together
with Other Water (1985)
Ultramarine (1986)
A New Path To The Waterfall (1989)

Poetry Compilations
In a Marine Light: Selected Poems (1988)
All of Us: The Collected Poems (1996)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

MR. ENTERTAINMENT (A CLASSIC VIDEO PERFORMANCE)

The Lounge is feeling a little nostalgic of late. Being the old soul that I am, it happens from time to time... It must have been that awesome oldies station I dug up earlier today.

In any case, enjoy this wonderful early '70s performance of Sammy Davis, Jr. singing his classic "Mr. Bojangles." It's poignant and powerful. Sammy, always at ease onstage, was the consummate master at what he did. Take in this nuanced performance, sit back and relax. Escape the insanity of contemporary music and videos for just a brief moment.

Wherever you are Sammy, I'm pouring you one as we speak...

A RADIO STATION YOU NEED TO KNOW (BOOKMARK IT)


God, I feel like I'm in a time warp. A Hemingway time warp.

Don't know how-in-the-Christ I did it, but I managed to stumble upon this oldies station online -- WKHR 91.5 Cleveland. Yes, Cleveland ...

And this just isn't another oldies station, mind you. There's no doo-wop, girl groups or rock 'n roll here. No, we're talking big band, swing and jive from the '20s through the '40s. Amazing.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Even though you can hear this stuff, uninteruppted on satellite radio, it was completely refreshing to hear voices after these grand swingin' tunes as if these were the pop tunes of the day.

I imagined myself myself sitting somewhere at a drugstore counter, sipping a vanilla Coke and eyeing up a cutie-pie waitress.

The station relies entirely on donations from listeners so please consider making a donation to keep WKHR on the air and commercial free

Click HERE to listen online. And please, donate if you enjoy them. Let's keep this music alive.

NEW HI-RES 'TRANSFORMERS' PICS POSTED (COOL ROBOT SHOTS)

People, these are shots fanboys have been waiting for.

The official Michael Bay News Blog has been recently updated with all sorts of awesome, kick-booty hi-res pics of the robots.

"Transformers," expected to open HUGE July 4, stars Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Rachael Taylor, Megan Fox, John Turturro and Jon Voight.

For more "Transformers" click HERE and HERE

NEW NICOLE KIDMAN PIC FROM LUHRMANN'S 'AUSTRALIA' (FOXY)


Here's a chick Hemingway would love. Check out this hi-res pic (thanks to Dark Horizons) of the upcoming film "Australia" in which Nicole Kidman re-teams with "Moulin Rouge!" director Baz Luhrmann.

As for the story? It couldn't be more Hemingway-esque.

Set in northern Australia prior to World War II, it centers on an English aristocrat (Kidman) who inherits a ranch the size of Maryland. When English cattle barons plot to take her land, she reluctantly joins forces with a tough cattle driver (Hugh Jackman) to drive 2,000 head of cattle across hundreds of miles of the country's most unforgiving land. Along the way, they endure the bombing of Darwin, Australia, by the Japanese forces that had attacked Pearl Harbor only months earlier.

A bit of trivia: Russell Crowe was attached as the lead during pre-production. Unfortunately, 20th Century Fox executives wanted to reduce Crowe's salary considerably, in order to appease the film's budget. This decision compelled him to ultimately leave the project. Boo-hoo...

More trivia: Heath Ledger was set to star in this film, but dropped out to play The Joker in The Dark Knight

It certainly sounds like a sweeping epic...

THE BEST 100 FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS


My blogger comrade "Stephen" at Sand and Cotton first posted this and it was too good (for obvious reasons) not to pass along. It's Pantagraph's 100 Best First Lines From Novels.

Papa H weighs in at No. 48 and 75, respectively:

"He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish."
--Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea (1952)

"In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains."
--Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (1929)

Click below to read the entire list. Enjoy!
Pantagraph.com News 100 Best First Lines From Novels

NEW 'IRON MAN' PICS - SPY SHOTS


More Iron Man pics!

A scooper went great lengths (dare I say dangerous) to snag these set shots of Iron Man in action. He then gave them to IESB. Bless him. Let's get Tony Stark to give him a grant.

In any case, click below for more pics. Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER HATES 'SHREK THE THIRD'

Being that there's been a whole lotta Shrek and Mike Myers talk of late, I figured I'd share this quick post on the new and maybe last Shrek film.

The first media outlet to weigh in on the exploits of the giant green ogre is The Hollywood Reporter and it don't look good.

Shrek is drek, in fact ... Check out the review below at
The Hollywood Reporter

WHAT MAKES A SHIT BEER?

While Hemingway, I'm sure, liked his booze a bit more "refined" - some Fernet-Branca, perhaps some gin and undoubtedly 'ol reliable scotch, we're betting that he dabbled in his share of suds.

Especially with all that time in Cuba, who wouldn't want a nice cold brewski?

I love beer; I love people who love beer and therefore, I love this post which argues, what is the shittiest of shitty-ass beer.

The worst, skunkiest hooch you can drink, in fact.

So, grab one from the fridge and settle in. This one was is too good not to post.

Enjoy!

Click HERE to read all about shitty beer

THE OTHER SIDE OF JACK KEROUAC


Enjoy the review of this book, located proudly on the shelves in the library of Hemingway's Lounge. I reviewed the tome YEARS ago, but the book it still a consistent seller at Amazon. Enjoy!

Like Hemingway, writer Jack Kerouac has ingrained himself into the very fabric of “The American Literary Experience. Where Hemingway was distinguished, Kerouac was cool. The pop culture’s guy’s guy.

A hip scribe who’d think nothing of hopping a freighter in the middle of nowhere and arrive at an even more remote destination and work as a farm hand earning just enough for a pack of Chesterfields, a bottle Dewars and, possibly, a copy of the newest Charlie Parker LP. He didn’t give a rat’s ass about conforming. The “nine-to-five” wasn’t in his vernacular.

That’s why it’s so surprising (albeit, downright quirky) to see “Door Wide Open: A Beat Love Affair in Letters,” a collection of postcards, letters and poems where Kerouac corresponded with girlfriend Joyce Johnson between 1957-58. Filled with the same literary scatting and spontaneous prose Kerouac was best known for, “Doors” starts in a Greenwich Village Howard Johnsons right before the publication of “On the Road” made him a household name. Broke and womanless, poet Allen Ginsberg set up a blind date between the 35 year-old Kerouac and 21 year-old aspiring writer (and beat groupie) Joyce Johnson.


Interspersed between letters, Glassman’s commentary reads almost like guilty-pleasure fiction in this supreme soap opera of star-crossed beat lovers.’ With no second thoughts,” Glassman writes, “I rushed downtown to meet him, who at 34 was one of the most compelling-looking men I’d ever seen, with black hair, blue eyes, and ruddy complexion. ...After an hour or so of conversation, when Jack asked whether he could come home with me, I answered with deceptive coolness, ‘If you wish.’ Young women were not supposed to have such adventures in 1957.” Kerouac stayed with her for three weeks and then took off on one of his soul-searching jaunts to Africa (specifically Tangiers), thus beginning the affair of letters that lasted about two years with the King of the Beats globe bopping from New York to such locales as Paris, San Francisco, Orlando and Mexico City.

The exchanges between them give the reader the almost voyeuristic opportunity to experience beatnik life in the fifties as well as catching a glimpse of the tender side of Kerouac that has yet to emerge:
” Got your fine letter - Yes, we’ll find you some place to stay in the city when you get here,” writes Kerouac from Frisco. “...I’ll meet you at the bus station (or some pre-arranged bar) and I’ll carry your bag and we’ll go find a room. ... You’ll love it here, it’s great... There are art museums, beaches, glorious parks, those Chinese restaurants, wharves, waterfront, all kinds of interesting scenes and people , lotsa jazz, friends to make. Just ignore me, my gloom, unless I feel better when you get here. As ever. - Jack.”
Yet at times, the roguish charm that was all too much the real Kerouac intrinsically breaks through and the reader can almost hear the young Johnson cringe as she reads her boyfriend’s frank letters:
“Look forward to seeing you,” Kerouac writes from Tangiers, “lonely here, don’t like whores anyway and no girls speak English.” Ouch. To that all Johnson says, “It was as if he forgotten for a moment whom he was writing to. But I decided not to probe into the question whether or not Jack was seeing other women - a policy I would later try to stick with much greater difficulty.”
As Kerouac struggles with a bewildering fame, readers will find the work an remarkable portrait as he struggles to cope with his public, dodge critical attacks against his subsequent works and teeter totter his relationship with the only woman who might have truly understood him.

COMCAST CEO PEDDLES NEXT-GEN MODEM (BLAZING FAST)


Faster than a speeding ... Ah, you know the deal

The Associated Press reports that Comcast Chief Executive Brian Roberts dazzled industry audiences Tuesday when he unveiled a new technology that enables a data download speed of 150 megabits per second (roughly 25 times faster than standard cable modems.)

The good news? The cost that would support the technology, called "channel bonding," is "not that dissimilar to modems today," he said in his demonstration at The Cable Show in Las Vegas. Furthermore, it could be available in less than a couple years.

While new invention is always the norm, this new cable technology is crucial because Comcast and the rest of the cable industry will soon compete with FiOS, a peppy new offering of fiber-optic TV and Internet service via Verizon. The top speed currently available through FiOS is 50 megabits per second, but the network is already capable of providing 100 Mbps. What's more, the fiber lines offer nearly unlimited potential.

At the presentation, ARRIS Group Inc. chief executive Robert Stanzione downloaded the 32-volume Encyclopaedia Britannica 2007 and Merriam-Webster's visual dictionary in just under four minutes. It would have taken a standard cable modem three hours and 12 minutes.

"If you look at what just happened, 55 million words, 100,000 articles, more than 22,000 pictures, maps and more than 400 video clips," Roberts said. "The same download on dial-up would have taken two weeks."

This new technology, called DOCSIS 3.0, was developed by the cable industry's research arm, Cable Television Laboratories. It bonds together four cable lines and is capable of allowing much more capacity. The lab said it expected manufacturers to begin submitting modems for certification under the standard by the end of the year.

FREAKY 'BUG' clip - (via ShockTillYouDrop.com)


Shock Till You Drop.com has posted an utterly freaky and disturbing clip from the upcoming horror flick "Bug."

Lionsgate sent the web site the exclusive clip and I must say, after watching it, I felt extremely unnerved. Hmm, maybe it just reminded me of a toothache I once had but that's another story.

In any case, it's certainly a cringe-worthy delight and the site warns that the clip is, indeed R-rated and not meant for young eyes. So ... if you're under 18, go here ...

About the film: Paranoia runs amok in Director William "The Exorcist" Friedkin's film based on Tracy Letts' Off-Broadway play (a play???). Ashley Judd stars as a waitress who shacks up up in a skeevy motel room with a funky drifter (Michael Collins) in order to escape her abusive ex-hubby (creepy Harry Connick, Jr.). Oh yeah, then there's the threat of bugs...
LOTS OF BUGS.

Look for it May 25th in theaters. In the meantime, check out the clip below.

Bug Clip Exclusive! - ShockTillYouDrop.com:

LUCAS DISHES - 'SPIDEY SILLY' & MORE 'STAR WARS'


At the recent Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala -- you know, the one where Cate Blanchett arrived looking like a ghoul -- Hollywood deity George Lucas had a few interesting things to say, namely to Fox News about a small film called "Spider-Man 3."

Lucas told reporter Roger Friedman that he's seen all of the huge tentpole films due to some out this summer since his company, Industrial Light and Magic, does their special effects.

Interestingly, the only one ILM didn't work on was "Spider-Man 3." Hmmm, so what did Lucas think of the webhead's third celluloid appearance?

"It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"

DISS!!

Yes, I love it! First screenwriter John August comes out and says it and now the grand-poobah of summer films says it's dopey as well.

He continued. "Well, it's not "Star Wars. People thought 'Star Wars' was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn't..."

BTW, there's good news space geeks - Lucas says he's busy prepping "Clone Wars," an animated series for TV that's derived from "Star Wars" universe.

Furthermore, Lucas also told Fox that he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era. "But they won't have members of the Skywalker family as characters," he said. "They will be other people of that milieu."

The duo of new films won't be on the big screen, however, and will also go straight to the boob tube somewhere.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

MIKE MYERS TO MAKE ANOTHER AUSTIN POWERS FILM

Sci Fi wire reports that Mike Myers ain't done shagging.

While out promoting "Shrek the Third," he spilled the beans about wanting to make another film in the Austin Powers film franchise.

Myers, the creator of the film series, says he plans to start the comedy after he finishes his next project, "The Love Guru." a film about a Canadian raised in India who becomes a guru and helps the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

As for the next Powers film, Myers he says it just may focus on Austin's nemesis, Doctor Evil.

"I have figured out that the story will be taken from the point of Doctor Evil," Myers told the site. "It will be powered from Doctor Evil's point of view." Myers added: "That will be the first of a trilogy. ...I'm just joking! ...I haven't figured it all out. Who knows?"

For those not in the know, Doctor Evil is one of many characters the comedian portrayed in the franchise. In the last one, 2002's "Austin Powers in Goldmember," Doctor Evil became a good guy and passed the baton of evil to his son (Seth Green).

Myers voices the loveable green ogre Shrek in "Shrek the Third," opening May 18.

CATE BLANCHETT - DRAMATIC WEIGHT LOSS (CHECK OUT THESE PICS)


Holy Jesus!

Stunning actress Cate Blanchett was always an old-school beauty. The kinda sultry dame that Hemingway would've swooped down to Cuba in a heartbeat to wine and dine.

That said, imagine our surprise when the 37 year-old showed up at last night's gala celebrating the work of French designer Paul Poiret looking utterly skeletal.

With her collarbones protruding and looking painfully thin, her gaunt appearance startled onlookers as she strolled down the red carpet at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.

As one observer noted, "Perhaps it was just an unfortunate trick of the light, but her shoulders and chest were all bony while her collarbones looked really prominent."

What's more, her striking scarlet make-up or her swept-up hair, piled up into a bun, looking thin and wispy — often a tell-tale sign of dramatic weight loss.

Let's hope she packs it on soon. C'mon, Cate... Eat a sandwich!

NEW 'TRANSFORMERS' CLIP


Nothing groundbreaking per se. But here's a brand spankin' new, yet very short "Transformers" clip that actor Josh Duhamel showed on his recent trip to "Ellen."

In the meantime, check out the roughly 50 images posted the other day.

Enjoy.

Monday, May 7, 2007

PENNINGTON GETS PINCHED - RELEASES STATEMENT


OK, so he's kind of a hyperactive boner and all, but Hemingway's Lounge has to hand it to "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington.

Over the weekend , Pennington was arrested for suspicion of driving while under the influence of alcohol. And, as all celebs do when they're pinched, he quickly released a statement:

"I made an error in judgment. We all make mistakes, however this is about accountability. Under no circumstances should anyone consume alcohol while driving. I could have jeopardized the lives of others and I am grateful there was no accident or harm done to anyone. This was my wake-up call. I also want to apologize to my fans, ABC Television and my design team for my lapse in judgment and the embarrassment I have caused."

Sweet and simple. We love it. No mention of the obligatory, spa-like rehab. Nada. That's a good move. Ballsy even.

While The Lounge would never condone anyone to knowingly get into a vehicle and drive after they've belted the grape, he did what he did. Got caught. Apologized. Case closed.

Take it or leave it.

While he may or may-not have an alcohol problem is anyone's guess, but I commend the handyman in not going for the easy cure-all of an oasis-like detox.

Believe me, we'll all get over it soon enough and I'm sure he'll be yelling into the dopey megaphone in no time.

FIRST PIC: ROBERT DOWNEY as DAPPER TONY STARK (HI-RES)

When I first heard that Robert Downey, Jr. would be playing Tony Stark aka Iron Man in next summer's big screen incarnation, I must admit, I thought it was an odd choice.

Not a bad one, mind you, but just plain odd. Sorta like when I first heard that Michael Keaton would be Bruce Wayne/Batman. Casting perfection or just plain odd?

So, fresh off the heels of the recently leaked "Iron Man" shots comes this new hi-res pic of Robert Downey, Jr. as industrial billionaire Tony Stark. One look at Downey as the billionaire alcoholic and I must admit, I get the feeling he's gonna to hit it home. BTW, thanks to Superhero hype, once again.

Dead solid perfect. Kudos to whoever called that friggin' shot.

A very, very Hemingway-esque shot, indeed. Papa H would approve.

Now, check out the resemblance in these comic shots...


CAN THERE BE A CROSS-DRESSING COWBOY?


You bet there can ...

Adam Gustavson, a buddy of mine is a wonderful arteeest.

This week, a children's book he illustrated called "Rough, Tough Charley," was reviewed in Publisher's Weekly and received quite a rave. The critic described Adam's paintings as "vivid characterizations and cinematic framing would make John Ford proud..." -- Damn. Now, that's a good review.

Interestingly, though, it's not quite your grandpappy's children's book.

What's it about, you ask?

Well, it's a genuine and noble Western yarn (written by Verla kay) about a gentle hero named Charley Parkhurst, a stagecoach driver. A cowpoke of few words, Charley rode many a mile and spent years travelling across the country's harsh terrain.

All throughout the Wild Wild West, folks trusted and respected Charley despite a crusty, and often persnickety demeanor. After many years on the open trail and after losing one an eye, Charley retired, bought a house, and joined the Odd Fellows.

It was only after that people would learn Charley's life-long secret. You see, Charley posed as a man for most of her (yes her) life and may have been the first woman in the U.S. to vote.

Freaky? Perhaps. Wonderful, uplifting and solemn? Absolutely.

Check out the book at Amazon.

While you're at it, check out some of the amazing illustrations at Adam's Gustavson's web site.

'FANTASTIC FOUR' GOT MILK AD (HOT HOT HOTTT)



Even superheros need protein!

Courtesy of our favorite neighborhood bloggers, SuperHero Hype, check out this awesome Got Milk ad of The Fantastic Four.

In conjunction with the launch of the next Marvel Comics tentpole movie, "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer," the awesome foursome appears in this latest National Milk Mustache "got milk?" campaign.

They join such stars as Bon Jovi, J. Lo, Kiss, Sheryl Corw and Brandon Routh as Superman in the Body by Milk campaign, which encourages everyone to stay healthy by drinking three glasses of low-fat cow hooch daily.

So enjoy ... And try not to drool at Jessica Alba.

Take your mind out of the gutter.