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Thursday, May 31, 2007

De NIRO & PESCI AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM

The complete ode to Marty Scorsese. How priceless? My side STILL hurts.

Check out some of these clips from 'Da Street, those wacky Flintstones and the loveable Peanuts characters as we've never seen them.

Warning: There's a tad bit of profanity. So if you're under 18, go HERE.







THE 10 BEST CASINO FLICKS (WITH VIDEO)

Can you tell that we're psyched for "Ocean's Thirteen"? I've spent mucho time inside casinos in both Atlantic City and Vegas. In fact, I used to write for two major gambling magazines. So, in anticipation for Danny and the gang, The Lounge has whipped up some of the best movies that capture the ambiance (or lack therof) of the buzzing action of a casino town.

“Atlantic City” (1980) Burt Lancaster and Susan Sarandon star in this dark Louis Malle film set in the Queen of Resorts just after gambling was approved. European in its ambiance, and substantially dark in tone, Lancaster stars as a has-been hood who crosses paths with Sarandon, a croupier in search of a better life. After a brief visit to Atlantic City by Sarandon’s estranged gangster husband, the course of the lives of her and Lancaster are changed.

“Casino” (1995) While it’s no “Goodfellas,” you have to give director Martin Scorsese credit for shooting entirely all of his casino scenes inside of a real gaming hall — The Riviera in Las Vegas. Chronicling the final days of mobbed-run casinos, this film is blatantly bloody, brutal and even a bit overzealous at times. But for sheer authenticity, “Casino” is definitely one to watch on the couch over a couple nights. Stars Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci and an Oscar-nominated Sharon Stone.



“Ocean’s 11” (1960) The original. 11 friends who know each other from World War II plan to rob five casinos in one night. If you want to capture the feeling of what it was like to swing on the Vegas strip in the ‘60s, then rent this low-scale caper flick starring Frank Sinatra and the rest of the Rat Pack. You can almost smell the booze. All women and glitz. The Clooney remake is also a keeper, but this is the grandpappy of them all.



“Hard Eight” (1997) One of 1997's most underrated films, it stars Philip Baker Hall as an aging pro gambler who takes a young drifter under his wing, eventually becoming his mentor. Throw in a cocktail waitress-prostitute (Gwyneth Paltrow), and a two-timing security manager (Samuel Jackson), and you have a slam-bang character study that oozes with complexity.



“The Gambler” (1974) Another dark gambling film so often found in ‘70s, James Caan stars as Alex Freed, a literature professor who is struck with the gambling vice. When he loses all of his money, he borrows from his girlfriend, his father and finally some bad guys. Despite it all, he can’t stop.

“California Split” (1974) Another yarn of doomed compulsive gambling, director Robert Altman’s film stars George Segal and Elliot Gould as over-the-edge gamblers and explores the emptiness of winning. Shot in Reno, Nevada.

“Fever Pitch” (1985) Considered more than a bomb when it was released, Ryan O’Neal stars as a newspaperman caught with “the gambling fever” in this perfect example of what happens when shoot a script straight out Intro to Screenwriting. Co-stars Catherine Hicks and John Saxon.

“Honeymoon in Vegas” (1992) The first of Nicholas Cage’s “Vegas” trilogy is a light-hearted romantic comedy with stereotypical elements of organized crime thrown in for laughs. James Caan co-stars as a mafioso who falls in love with Cage’s fiancée, Sarah Jessica Parker. Don’t miss the Flying Elvises.

“Leaving Las Vegas” (1995) This modern-day tragedy captures the seediness of the casino life better than any other. In an Oscar-winning performance, Nicholas Cage (in his second Vegas film, “Con Air” would be his third), stars as an alcoholic who arrives in Sin City to drink himself to death. Unfortunately, he didn’t count on falling in love. Elizabeth Shue (who received an Oscar nomination) stars as the “hooker with a heart of gold” who falls for him.



“Lookin’ To Get Out” (1982) Jon Voight and Burt Young star as two gamblers who leave New York after losing a lot of money. Doing what all gamblers in trouble would do, they hurry to the gambling capital of the world — Las Vegas — to turn their luck around. Co-stars Ann Marget.

“Bugsy” (1991) What’s the sense of watching movies about casinos without checking out the flick that immortalizes their modern-day architect — Benjamin “Bugsy” Seigel. Warren Beatty, starring as Seigel, is often too cutesy in his portrayal of the ruthless gangster but the film is complemented with an outstanding cast and great direction by Barry Levinson.

“Swingers” (1996) A guilty, guilty pleasure. While there are only a couple of scenes inside a casino, be rest assured, — they’re hilarious. If anything, this indie cult favorite, perfectly captures the essence of Sinatra’s Rat Pack not seen since “Ocean’s 11.”



“Indecent Proposal” (1993) Although not a film about gambling per se, most of the interesting scenes take place inside a casino and most of the elements within are straight out of “Wagering 101.” Robert Redford stars as a business tycoon who offers Woody Harrelson $1 million to sleep with his wife (Demi Moore).

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

IS SODA GOOD FOR YOU? or ...


... EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SODA, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

LOUNGE NOTE: I'm once again going back into the vault for this piece I did for Bikini magazine. The now-defunct rag hired me to write a bunch of "health" stories in which I was never paid after it went to print. That's okay, we'll recycle it here. In any case, this time out it's an ode to soda. If there's EVER going to be an argument for the stuff, it's right here. A wacky assignment, indeed. In my younger freelance days, I was up for the challenge. Enjoy...
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The ancient Greeks and Romans may have been on to something.

Over 2,000 years ago, Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, suspected that the sparkling mineral waters preserved within the Earth's crust would be beneficial to overall "well being." Funny enough, they didn't drink the stuff but, instead, used the waters for bathing. Okay, so he was half on to something.

Flash forward a millennium to the mid 1800s when mineral waters finally made the transition from therapeutic bath to refreshing beverage when springs in New York state were discovered. At the time, many ridiculously believed the magic fizzing bubbles could cure everything from arthritis to indigestion. It was the bubbles.

It didn't take long for scientists to figure out the bubbles was just air being released as gas carbonium -- simple carbon dioxide. Replication soon followed. Ironically, though, scientists had little to do with the conception of modern soda. Believe it or not, it was American pharmacists who were the driving force behind the modern day soft drink.

Primarily operating during summer months, druggists believed they could improve upon the supposed "curative properties" in the mineral water, experimenting with a multitude of flavors. If you think about it, soda and drug stores were almost a perfect combination. Village pharmacies were generally the center of town especially in the mid-1800s so after a long day at work, pharmacies were the place to unwind and rekindle spirits. Shockingly, the revitalization came from the addition of small amounts of alcohol and narcotics such as opium. Other ingredients as progressive as ginseng, and alarming as uranium were touted in beverages as "The wonder drink of the day."

Coca-Cola, for instance, even contained a minute amount cocaine until 1906. Vice squads would have loved these guys. Hard to imagine your modern day druggist at Rite Aid down the street as a "dope" peddler but that's exactly the nickname people used back then when they ordered Coca-Cola.

Even take the term "Coca-Cola." The Cola leaf was highly publicized as having many benefits in medical journals. As was the Kola nut. Druggists, also savvy marketers, picked up on the buzz surrounding them and formulated modern cola syrups. As they realized that soda was becoming a big business, pharmacists abandoned their trade to become full-time bottlers.

So here we are in 2007 and soda consumption is pretty much the very fabric of our leisure activity and a $54 billion-a-year biz. But ask any dentist and he'll tell you the stuff is rotten. Anything that can take the paint off a car can't possibly be good for you, right? Depends on who you ask.

"The only nutrients in Coke or Pepsi are sugar (energy) and caffeine. They can energize you but that's about it," says New Jersey nutritionist and dietitian Elizabeth Scott-Hughes.

As a matter of fact, caffeine is a substance that occurs naturally in more than 60 plants including coffee beans, tea leaves, kola nuts and coca beans. In some cases, small amounts of caffeine are added to sodas as part of the flavor profile and, according to the National Soft Drink Association, "The amount in most soft drinks is only a fraction of that found in an equal amount of coffee or tea."

The NSDA is also quick to point out that many soft drinks contain Potassium, an essential nutrient found in many natural and man made ingredients. Like sodium, potassium exists naturally in drinking water and therefore, practically all sodas.

When it comes right down to it, would it kill you to have an extra Pepsi with a Meat Lover's from Pizza Hut. "Soda is neither good nor bad. It's how you use them in your diet," says Scott-Hughes. "They aren't harmful unless drinking them means that you are replacing other foods, such as cutting back on milk or eating and drinking fruit and juices."

Fair enough. We never got a practical answer like that from our dentists, who swore he'd hunt us down like a rabid beast if he ever found out we even tasted soda. The verdict? Soda won't kill you. It may give you a couple root canals, but to alleviate that just make sure to brush a little more and of course, always eat your veggies.
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BUT HOW SODA IS MADE?

Waterworld
All soda production starts with a pure source of H20. Regular sodas Pepsi contain 90 percent aqua while diet soft drinks contain 99 percent. A super-purified filtration system allows bottlers of your favorite soda to produce the same tasting soft drink on two different coasts.

It's all in the flava
From secret "formulas" (ala, Coke) and recipes, flavorings are now added. By combining sweeteners, herbs and berries, a syrup base is created which is then added to the pure water. Natural flavors in soft drinks also come from spices, extracts and oils. Fruit-flavored sodas such as Orange soda (Sunkist) or lemon lime (Sprite, Slice, 7Up) often contain natural fruit extracts. Other flavors such as root beer and ginger ale contain flavorings from many herbs and spices.

Bubble boys
At this point we basically have sugary-flavored water. Decent, but boring. Carbon dioxide, an odorless, colorless natural gas, is the essential characterizing ingredient. In the early days of soft drink manufacturing, carbon dioxide was made from sodium salts -- hence, the term "soda."

Fill 'er up
The beverages are now transferred under pressure to filling machines as the soda is put into squeaky clean containers, immediately sealed for freshness.

Warming up
Every container is then sprayed with warm water to bring them to room temperature (after being chilled) before shipping.

Just name it
Many soda containers have their labels pre-printed before they arrive at the soft drink plant. If not, they are applied now. Then they are placed in cartons, bundled into large pallets and whisked away to the local supermarket.
Okay, so soda "could" be bad for us if we don't eat properly. To be safe, take a vitamin and brush your teeth before bed.

SODA FACTS
There are 500 soft drink bottlers in the U.S. that market roughly 450 different brands.

Most erotic soft drink names -- Squirt, Cherries N' Cream, Cock n Bull Ginger Beer, Champ Cherry

Gayest name -- Frolic, Fruit Buddies, San Francisco Seltzer

Americans each consume 56 gallons of soda annually. (Collectively, 14 billion gallons).

Twelve billion gallons of water is used in the mass production of soda each year.

Roughly 62 million soft drinks are packaged in cans versus 3.6 billion in glass bottles. Around 48 billion of them were recycled.

Innovations in packaging have lightened soft drink containers 30 percent since 1972.

Soda machine crimes cost the soft drink industry $100 million annually.

SODA TIMELINE
1874 The first ice cream soda is served.

1876 Root Beer is produced in mass quantities

1881 The first cola flavored soft drink is produced.

1886 John S. Pemberton prepares the first batch of Coca Cola.It was first sold at Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta, GA. Sales averaged only nine drinks per day.

1893 "Coca Cola" is registered officially in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office

1896 Caleb Bradham, a respected North Carolina pharmacist creates Pepsi Cola.

1910 Soft drink plants soar to just under 5,000

1923 The introduction of the "six pack" carton.

1948 Introduced by the Tip Corporation, Mountain Dew is born (later acquired by Pepsi).

1955 Coke markets Fanta, it's first soft drink other than Coca-Cola.

1963 TAB, Coke's first low-calorie beverage, is born

1965 Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Cola merge to create media giant PepsiCo.

1970 Plastic bottles are first used for packaging and Pepsi introduces the world's first two-litre bottle

1976 Pepsi becomes the single-largest selling soft drink brand in U.S. supermarkets when "The Pepsi Challenge" is a national phenomenon.

1982 Diet Coke (called Coca-Cola Light in some countries) is introduced.

1983 Caffeine free versions of Coke and Diet Coke are released.

1984 Diet Pepsi is reformulated with 100% NutraSweet

Pepsi makes advertising history as Michael Jackson and his brothers make two ground-breaking commercials. During the filming, Jacko's hair catches fire and causes even more furor.

1985 A Pepsi "space can"is successfully tested aboard the space shuttle

Cherry Coke is born.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

C'MON PEOPLE ... GUESS THE SINGER!


Alrighty... I know there's many of you out there that fancy yourselves music aficionados.

So to that I say ... A challenge!

Listen to the clip below of this sexy, sultry, swingin' siren of song and stage... Groove back to the day of all the atomic age madness... Think Nevada. Early '60s. Name the fiery artist! You'll be the third esteemed outside member of Hemingway's Lounge. Oh, and read the above again. There IS a clue.

CLICK TO HEAR THE CLIP - GUESS THE ARTIST AND/OR SONG"

Monday, May 28, 2007

PRIMED FOR 'OCEAN'S 13'? LISTEN TO THESE SWINGIN' TUNES

Those Danny Ocean boys are back! In the upcoming "Ocean's 13," the hipster thieves have forsaken Europe and are now back in Las Vegas (thank the Lord). This time out, they plan to fix all the games in Al Pacino's new casino. Should be a hoot...

If you're like us, salivating at the very notion of a fun Sin City film, you'll want to get into the mood. So tunes are essential. So break out your Mary Janes, prep the cuff links and order a bottle of Jack because I compiled a collection of swingin' tunes to get you cool casino cats in the mood for sippin' martinis, throwing dice and smelling perfume well into the wee hours.

“Sinatra at the Sands” (Reprise) - What better way to kick off "Ocean's 13" week than spinnin' THE swinginest disc of them all? There are more than a few discs of The Chairman doing his thing in Sin City, but this is the only one you'll need. Backed up by Count Basie and his orchestra with a young bandleader named Quincy Jones, the 16-track disc perfectly captures Sinatra’s swagger during his heyday in the Sands Copa Room. Recently remastered with “Luck be a Lady,” it’s the epitome of casino-era Sinatra. Time capsule stuff...

“Dean Martin Live at the Sands Hotel” (Prism) - Capturing much of his loose, easygoing and impromptu sense of humor seen in earlier Rat Pack shows, this is the only live disc of Dean Martin’s casino act from the ‘60s. Hits include “You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby” and the staple “That’s Amore.” Available via Amazon.

“Sammy Davis — That’s All!” (Rhino) - This definitive two-disc live recording taped at the Las Vegas Sands in 1967, captures not only the singer within Sammy Davis, but also the mimic, comic and musician. A jam session with Buddy Rich on drums and Sammy on vibes is worth the price of the disc alone. If anything, Sammy really gets to seriously shine in his own spotlight without Frank or Dean chiming in from backstage. Includes a previously unreleased live version of “My Mother The Car.”

“The Rat Pack Live at the Sands” (Capital) - A tad before cameras rolled for "Robin and the Seven Hoods" in September 1963, Frank, Dino and Sammy had a powwow at the Sands. Much of what will sound familiar from other Pack shows is here in all it's off-color glory. The real key, of course, is the trio's camaraderie, which remains a delight. And the fact they were playin' the Sands is just plain icing.

“Sinatra: ‘57 In Concert” (Artanis) - Even though they were a great team on many of their landmark albums, Sinatra and longtime arranger-bandleader Nelson Riddle rarely performed together. This disc captures one of those rare occasions with classic cuts like “I Get A Kick Out Of You,” “‘The Lady Is a Tramp,” and “I’ve Got You Under My Skin.”

“Frank Sinatra with the Red Norvo Quintet” (Blue Note) - While listening to vibraphonist Norvo perform in the Sands’ lounge, the Chairman got the idea to wax a disc for his own stripped-down jazz performance. Unreleased until 1997, these tapes were recorded during Sinatra’s brief Australian tour of 1959 and proves his musicianship has no equal. Perfect for hipsters with that European flair.

“The Summit: In Concert” (Artanis) - Taped in November 1962 at Chicago’s Villa Venice, this 79-minute supper-club show isn’t for the politically correct. Performing much of the same off-color humor Frank, Dean and Sammy perfected in Vegas, it’s more a document of the day than a true representation of their collective work. Still, though, it’s a must.

“Late at Night with Dean Martin,” (Capital) - Although the accompaniment ranges from small jazz combo to a large orchestra with strings, the emphasis here is Martin’s hypnotic and whispery magic. The result is a sexy cocktail collection that includes such staples as “Everybody Loves Somebody” and “Dream a Little Dream of Me.” Keep this one in the stereo for those of you looking to make a little hey-hey the second you arrive.

“Sammy and Friends,” (Rhino) - Buddies Frank, Dean, Bing Crosby Count Basie and drummer Buddy Rich are all featured on this swinging’ 20-track disc. Contains “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head” and “Ee-O-Eleven” from “Oceans 11” as well as “Salt and Pepper” from the film of the same name.

“The Capitol Years: The Best of Frank Sinatra”
“Capitol Collectors Series: Dean Martin” (Capital)
- Both Sinatra and Martin will be forever remembered for the tunes they recorded under Capital. All of Sinatra’s brassy standards and bittersweet saloon pop is here from “Witchcraft” to “Three Coins in the Fountain.” The primo Dino collection spans from 1948-1960, compiling 20 of his best cuts from “That’s Amore” to “Sway.” Both artists moved to Sinatra’s Reprise label by 1961.

“Ring-a-Ding Ding” (Reprise) - Sinatra’s first album at his Reprise label is perhaps one of his best. Released in 1961 and capturing the flippant swagger of the era, Sinatra was obviously happy to be out from Capital’s clutches.

“Tom Jones Live at Caesars Palace" (BMG International) - Amidst the glitz and glam of the deliciously gaudy Vegas strip in 1971, this lacquer cracker captures the sheer power and eroticism of the sexy Brit baritone. Very much at the top of his game and at his bawdy best, be sure to crank up the volume for Jones standards like "She's a Lady" and "It's Not Unusual." An essential set.

"Engelbert Humperdinck Live at the Riviera, Las Vegas" (Varese) - Originally released in 1972, this reissued collection captures the smooth-crooning Humperdinck at the peak of his popularity. With soulful vocal backing provided by the Three Degrees, the often billed "King of Romance" turns up the ballad quotient and delivers with assurance on such tunes as "My Prayer," "Help Me Make It Through the Night" and a strident "You'll Never Walk Alone."

"Paul Anka Live in Las Vegas" (Varese) - The bulk of this set contains pretty much what you'd expect from an Anka casino show circa mid-seventies — a healthy mixture of Anka originals, a medley of fifties hits and covers of smashes like "Gentle on My Mind," "Games People Play" and "For Once in My Life." Needless to say, there's also "My Way," and "She's a Lady," which are not covers per se since Anka wrote them.

OFFICAL 'CLONE WARS' TEASER RELEASED

We know why George Lucas was pissed with that fake "Tales of the New Republic" trailer floating all over the Interweb the other day ... It was sort of stealing his thunder for the official CGI "Star Wars" animated series "The Clone Wars."

We may not be up on our animation styles, but truth be told, they sort of both look the same. If pressed, I'd say I'd have to go with the fake one. Honestly, I don't care for "The Clone Wars" story or those dopey-looking clones.

While a YouTube link exists for the official "Clone Wars" trailer, I don't want the Lucas mafia to descend upon me. So, that said, the teaser trailer for "The Clone Wars" can be found HERE

Be sure to come back and check out the bogus "Tales of the New Republic" trailer

Sunday, May 27, 2007

FAKE STAR WARS 'TALES' TRAILER CAUSING STIR

As awesome as this teaser trailer is - "Star Wars: Tales of the New Republic" - is pretty much bogus. Check it out...



Amidst rumors and despite several contradictions, this new website recently surfaced with images of 3D animated classic characters and several photos that feature Luke Skywalker, Wedge Antilles, Boba Fett, and more. Alas though, a message was posted late this weekend. I'm guessing George called and wasn't too thrilled.

The post said:

We have been completely overwhelmed by the online response this teaser has generated. We can 100% assure you that this is NOT an official Lucasfilm production and is in no way connected to them. Many thanks to everyone. We will be updating this site once we return from Celebration IV

JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT (Jessica Alba)


Is it me or does Jessica Alba look odd as Fantastic Four member Sue Storm in the upcoming "Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer"?

I mean, really... It's pretty much an Anglo role so why wouldn't the studios just hire a WASPy actress for the part? Is there a shortage of blondes the studios find attractive? I always thought they grew blondes on trees in sunny Cali, right?

What's more, as much as I think she's the cat's meow, 'Lil Miss Jessica doesn't exactly "open" films. Hot as Georgia asphalt, but not bankable in the least. Need proof, check the box office totals for "Honey" and "Into the Blue." Dare I say box office poison when she's the only real name in the film?

As Sue Storm she looks weird. Her rosebud lips don't match the blonde thing. And what's with those awful blue contacts?

To me, this is the real Jessica Alba...

Saturday, May 26, 2007

CARVER POEM SATURDAY 5/26


The genius that is American writer, Raymond Carver...

While post upon post can be written about Carver's life and work, let's just say that for all intents and purposes, his simplistic, yet utterly effective prose will send shivers down many a spine. He wasn't only one of the world's finest writers of short fiction, but also one of its most large-hearted and affecting poets.

Like Carver's stories, the more than 300 poems are marked by a keen attention to the physical world. His unflinching talent compressed vast feelings into three or four words and was truly a voice of conversational intimacy. The best aspect of all of his writing, however, was that he knew when to stop at the most precise moment.

Enjoy this Saturday's poem ... It's filled with an odd sense of relief. One that I'm not sure I understand. But there's certainly an uneasiness after reading it -- especially since my dog means the world to me.

Your Dog Dies
it gets run over by a van.
you find it at the side of the road
and bury it.
you feel bad about it.
you feel bad personally,
but you feel bad for your daughter
because it was her pet,
and she loved it so.
she used to croon to it
and let it sleep in her bed.
you write a poem about it.
you call it a poem for your daughter,
about the dog getting run over by a van
and how you looked after it,
took it out into the woods
and buried it deep, deep,
and that poem turns out so good
you're almost glad the little dog
was run over, or else you'd never
have written that good poem.
then you sit down to write
a poem about writing a poem
about the death of that dog,
but while you're writing you
hear a woman scream
your name, your first name,
both syllables,
and your heart stops.
after a minute, you continue writing.
she screams again.
you wonder how long this can go on.
-- Raymond Carver
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Poetry Collections
Near Klamath (1968)
Winter Insomnia (1970)
At Night The Salmon Move (1976)
Where Water Comes Together
with Other Water (1985)
Ultramarine (1986)
A New Path To The Waterfall (1989)

Poetry Compilations
In a Marine Light: Selected Poems (1988)
All of Us: The Collected Poems (1996)

Friday, May 25, 2007

CAGE THANKFULLY DROPS OUT OF 'UNTOUCHABLES'


About a week or so ago, we waxed poetic on the insane notion that Nicolas Cage would star in "The Untouchables" prequel as none other than a young Al Capone. Young?? I'm choking up my java as I type this. If Nic Cage is young than I'm a zygote.

Well, thankfully, Variety reports that once helmer Brian De Palma shoots "The Untouchables: Capone Rising," it will be without Cage.

While the Oscar-winning thesp had been in negotiations to star in the follow-up, talks have ceased because of "scheduling issues."

Good.

We've said it before. Cage was ALL wrong for Capone. Read my earlier post why.

Last week, it was announced that Gerard Butler has joined the cast as Jimmy Malone, played by Sean Connery in the original. The studio was courting Sean Penn... Like he'd come 200 feet within this schlock-fest.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

WANNA LAUGH - CHECK OUT BRANDO (VIDEO)

Both Hemingway and Marlon Brando were men's men. They both possessed pure genius and defined their generation within their work.

Time capsule stuff.

I came across this precious, short video made by the San Francisco Children's Theater that overdubs a dramatic reading of Marlon Brando's famous monologue from "On the Waterfront" performed by kids.

Funny crap ... Enjoy!

FIRST 'OCEAN'S 13' REVIEW


Those Danny Ocean boys are back for another go-round of cool in "Ocean's 13." This time, they've thankfully left behind the shenanigans in Europe (where they should've never been) and are back in Sin City dukin' it out with Al Pacino.

Cue: "Viva Las Vegas"

In any case, the first official review is out via Variety and it's quite positive.

"As smooth as a good mojito, as stylish as an Armani suit and as meaningful in the grand scheme of things as yesterday's Las Vegas betting odds, "Ocean's Thirteen" continues the breezy good times of the first two series entries without missing a beat."

Click HERE to read the review.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

SKID ROW'S POET - TO THE WHORE WHO STOLE HIS POEMS



It's said that Charles Bukowski got more 'tang than a WWII sailor on a weekend pass.

Chicks dug him for his Bukowski-ness. Whatever that means.

Early in his life it's said many girls found him depraved-looking. Truth be told, he was a weird-lookin' dude. But also, he was one of those dudes that grew into his looks.

Call it the upside of being a dude. Yeah, we may drop dead first, but if we're lucky we age like fine wine. Or in Bukowski's case, really fuckin' good Kentucky moonshine.

He was definetly a better-looking older man. He wasn't Tyrone Power or anything but he had character. Essence. So chicks, groupies, came in droves.

And when all else failed, they were mere drinking buddies.

So check out this quirky, if not desperate-sounding poem Bukowski wrote to some dame who lifted his papers. Poetry, in fact.

It's funny, sad and true all at once. But try not to chuckle... You're reading primal creative frustration. The dude was passionate about his art in an age before floppies and flash drives.

To The Whore Who Took My Poems
some say we should keep personal remorse from the
poem,
stay abstract, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve poems gone and I don't keep carbons and you have
my
paintings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my money? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken pants sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my poems:
I'm not Shakespeare
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
there'll always be money and whores and drunkards
down to the last bomb,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of poets
but not so very much
poetry.
-- Charles Bukowski

Now check out this awesome clip from the acclaimed Bukowksi documentary "Born into This"

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

WHO REMEMBERS THIS ANNOYING DUDE? (video)

First of all, I apologize for the lack of posts lately. Things have been crazy. Work. Life. You know the drill.

So, for the time being I leave you with this retro commercial from the '80s. As most 30-somethings, I was a child of cable TV. Being a child groomed on TV, you tend to remember the commercials from your youth. YouTube has allowed me to run into them in one way or another. For better or worse.

So let's get into the time chamber and land in that comfy place called Retroville.

I ask: How many of you remember them little gem?

Seriously how friggin' annoying is this dude?? I hear he made a mint in the dot com boom and married a thong model from Victoria's Secret...

Monday, May 21, 2007

WHY IS JOHN MAYER DOING STAND-UP?? (WEIRD)

Fresh off his break-up with the honey known as Jessica Simpson, musician John Mayer performed a set of comedy??? At The Comedy Cellar in The Big Apple no less.

Johnny Boy ... Let's stick to what we know here ...

Tinseltown Tidbits - 5/21



'JOHN RAMBO' AWESOME DEMO REEL LEAKED
Check out the awesome trailer and clip courtesy of Ain't It Cool News leaked directly from none other than Sly himself. He was peddlin' the clip at Cannes as a demo reel of footage. It gives decent back story and appears to be quite R-rated.

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ROBERTS IN NEW BIOPIC
Variety reports that Julia Roberts will produce and star in a movie about the wildlife conservationist Joan Root, who was murdered in her Kenyan home earlier this year. Inspired by Vanity Fair article "A Flowering Evil," it centers on Root's earlier life making documentaries around the globe with her husband. After their divorce, she returned to Kenya where she devoted herself to saving Lake Naivasha from the ecologically damaging flower farm industry.

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INDY 4 GONNA BE A BORE?
One scooper thinks so. There's talk of Russian agents and oddly enough, Area 51. Plus we hear that Shia LaBeouf’s motorcycle-bound character may be a greaser. Whaa??

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

HEATH LEDGER'S JOKER REVEALED (FINALLY)

Ladies and gents ... After many a false Joker spottings, the world FINALLY gets to see the real deal via I Believe in Harvey Dent Too.com.

So, that said, we give you Heath Ledger as ...

JOKER.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

'OLD MAN & THE SEA' circa 2007 (HILARIOUS)



Hemingway's 1952 novella "The Old Man and the Sea" was written in Cuba (in 1951) and was the last major work of fiction by Papa H. Unarguably, one of his most famous works, it centers upon an aging Cuban fisherman who struggles with a giant marlin far out in the Gulf Stream. And while it's been the subject of criticism, it once again affirmed his worldwide literary prominence, ultimately snagging the 1953 Pulitzer-Prize for Literature and the 1954 Nobel Prize. Damn ...

Of the several films that've been produced, the most notable was released in 1958 and stars Spencer Tracy as Santiago. Interestingly, while he garnered an Academy Award nomination, Hemingway thought that Tracy was unfit for the role, having been known to call the actor a "fat lard" among other names. Another prominent version was a well-received 1990 television movie starring Anthony Quinn as Santiago and Francesco Quinn as the young Santiago. The new version introduced two characters not in the novella, Tom Pruitt and Mary Pruitt, played by Gary Cole and Patricia Clarkson, respectively. Leave it to Hollywood to add characters to a Pulitzer and Nobel-winning book.

BUT WHAT IF ... Hollywood made the movie NOW??

Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea" circa 2007

GUESS THE SINGER No. 3 (A CHALLENGE)


Alrighty... I know there's many of you out there that fancy yourselves music aficionados.

So to that I say ... A challenge!

Listen to the clip below of this sexy, sultry, swingin' siren of song and stage... Groove back to the day of all the atomic age madness... Think Nevada. Early '60s. Name the fiery artist! You'll be the third esteemed outside member of Hemingway's Lounge. Oh, and read the above again. There IS a clue.

CLICK TO HEAR THE CLIP - GUESS THE ARTIST AND/OR SONG"

CARVER POEM SATURDAY 5/19


The genius that is American writer, Raymond Carver...

While post upon post can be written about Carver's life and work, let's just say that for all intents and purposes, his simplistic, yet utterly effective prose will send shivers down many a spine. He wasn't only one of the world's finest writers of short fiction, but also one of its most large-hearted and affecting poets.

Like Carver's stories, the more than 300 poems are marked by a keen attention to the physical world. His unflinching talent compressed vast feelings into three or four words and was truly a voice of conversational intimacy. The best aspect of all of his writing, however, was that he knew when to stop at the most precise moment.

Enjoy this Saturday's poem ... It's filled with a staggering sense of dread. Let's hope none of us have to go through something like this.

What The Doctor Said

He said it doesn't look good
he said it looks bad in fact real bad
he said I counted thirty-two of them on one lung before
I quit counting them
I said I'm glad I wouldn't want to know
about any more being there than that
he said are you a religious man do you kneel down
in forest groves and let yourself ask for help
when you come to a waterfall
mist blowing against your face and arms
do you stop and ask for understanding at those moments
I said not yet but I intend to start today
he said I'm real sorry he said
I wish I had some other kind of news to give you
I said Amen and he said something else
I didn't catch and not knowing what else to do
and not wanting him to have to repeat it
and me to have to fully digest it
I just looked at him
for a minute and he looked back it was then
I jumped up and shook hands with this man who'd just given me
something no one else on earth had ever given me
I may have even thanked him habit being so strong

-- Raymond Carver
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Poetry Collections
Near Klamath (1968)
Winter Insomnia (1970)
At Night The Salmon Move (1976)
Where Water Comes Together
with Other Water (1985)
Ultramarine (1986)
A New Path To The Waterfall (1989)

Poetry Compilations
In a Marine Light: Selected Poems (1988)
All of Us: The Collected Poems (1996)