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Thursday, October 4, 2007

BURTON'S 'SWEENEY TODD' TRAILER

We're officially stoked. Check out Tim Burton's new trailer for the upcoming musical "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street."

Sweeney Todd is a fictional villain/antihero whose actual existence, whether under a different name or not, is disputed. A barber and serial killer, the character appears in various English language works starting in the mid-19th century. His weapon of choice is a straight razor, with which he cuts his victim's throats; in some versions of the story his lover, friend, and accomplice, Margery (sometimes Nellie or Claudette) Lovett, bakes the carcasses into meat pies.

In two books, the horror and crime story writer Peter Haining argues that Sweeney Todd was a historical figure who committed his crimes around 1800. However, other researchers who have tried to verify his citations find nothing in these sources to back Haining's claims

As with most Tim Burton projects (we'll forget the awful "Planet of the Apes"), the period piece looks Gothic, comical, creepy and lavish all at once. Bravo and enjoy ...

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

PARIS DOES DAVE ...

... Or rather, Dave does Paris.

David Letterman is one of the best interviewers in TV history. Bar none. For proof, check out this hilarious clip of the TV funnyman interviewing a squirming Paris Hilton, who wants nothing more than to drop the whole Paris-in-jail-conversation.

Priceless.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

MY FAVORITE REALITY SHOWS (with video)

Face it, reality TV is here to stay. It ain't goin' anywhere.

Being a writer, I'm a natural voyeur and I must admit, reality TV for me, is like crystal meth to a junkie. When done properly, it can have me sitting in front of the TV for hours and I can just feel my brain fading away along with the prospects of writing something of worth.

As if anyone cares, here's a list (in no particular order) of some of my favorite reality shows and a brief explanataion as to why, followed by a video or two.

AIRLINE
This is an odd show, indeed. This A&E reality program follows the trials and tribulations of a national airline. Sounds boring? Think again. It's completly riveting. That said, though, if I've never flown before and watched this show, I'd probably never get on a plane. What's more, it's an awful advertisment for the Southwest Airlines, who never winds up looking rosy.





THE REAL WORLD
The grand dame of reality shows that, depending on the cast, never seems to run out of conflict. The recipe is simple - seven kids, throw them in a sweet crib, watch them fight. Keep Big brother. Gimmie my MTV kids who drink too much, fight too much and all look like supermodels.



COPS
I'm gonna be honest. I'm praying to the gods above that someone somewhere makes an all "COPS" TV channel. Loop the friggin' show 24/7. On the air since 1986 or thereabouts, this is a raw-as-shit look at what life is like being a cop. No host. Just a camera and sound tech. To see what life is like behind bars, check out its sister show "Jail" that debuted a few weeks back. Equally as awesome.



BREAKING BONADUCE
An offshoot of the reality show genre seems to be the "celeb-reality" show. While most of the shows featuring K-List personalities are bullshit ala "The Two Coreys" (which btw gets my vote as the suckiest reality show ever), this VH1 account of Danny Bonaduce trying to get back on the straight-and-narrow with his family, life, sobriety and career is as "real" as it gets. A close second is the former VH1 show "Shooting Sizemore."



THE CONTENDER
What self-respecting "Rocky" fan wouldn't love "The Contender," which by the way, leads us to another ofshoot of the genre - the competition reality show. Just the same, when done well, competition brings out the best in people and gives us the best TV watching experience.





HELL'S KITCHEN
I love this show, even if it is a little cheesy. Keep "Top Chef," this competition show with gonzo chef Gordon Ramsey is addictive if only for his insane screaming at everyone.



BLOW OUT and WORK OUT
Lifestyle reality. That's what I call shows that are basically about people we don't know, but TV people want us to. Hence, "Blow Out" and "Work Out," two shows that take place in Southern Cali. I don't live in La La land, but if I did, shit, I'd want to live in the realm of either clearhead hair stylist Jonathan Anton or uber-hot trainer Jackie Warner.



JONATHAN WITH BRUNO




THE OSBOURNES
You gotta love the Osbourne clan. They practically invented the celeb-reality genre with their groundbreaking show. Seems tame now, but they were the first TV framily to invite camera into the home.



MIAMI INK
These dudes at the Miami tattoo shop are rad and give us great stories each week through the conflicts in the workplace - another reality subgenre - and through their incredible tattoo work.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

BILL MAHER 'NEW RULES' 9/21

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

MY FIRST LIST ...

... of sorts. In a homage to my blogger buddy Stephen at Sand and Cotton, who comes up with the quirkiest Top 10 lists around, here's my lame attempt at compiling something just as odd:

My Top 10 list of Arabians getting jacked

This guy annoys me. I think it's that dopey smile. I'd smack him, too.


Maybe they didn't like his singing...


I don't know what to say... The weirdest shit ever.


Crappy quality, but still, a good slap


This little kid could hit. Watch out, infidels!


Not a smack, but, damn, hurts just the same. Or worse.


More foot action, but with no sound


An Arab and a Turk rumble HARD. too bad I can't tell who is who.


HILARIOUS -- This little kid gets rocked... HARD


and finally ... not a smack at all, but just as funny. I don't wanna know how this dude wound up on a treadmill, I just thank Allah it was captured on video.

OK, I'LL ADMIT ...

... This is just a blatant excuse to get Jessica Alba's new trailer for "Good Luck Chuck" up on the blog.

I'll further admit, I don't care of it's good, bad or ugly, it's Jessica and that's all that matters.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

BILL MAHER - HILARIOUS NEW RULES 9/14

Get some java. Take the time... Check it out.

All the riffs are hilarious, one better than the next!

COPPOLA'S BACK - NEW TRAILER!


A teaser trailer for legendary director Francis Ford Coppola's new film "Youth Without Youth" has been released. It's an odd trailer, certainly. A love story wrapped in a mystery, the film is based on the 1976 novel by Romanian-born religious historian Mircea Eliade.

It's set in Europe before WWII and centers on a timid professor who is changed by a cataclysmic event and thus, explores the mysteries of life.

According to Wikipedia:

It's Coppola's first directed film since 1997's "The Rainmaker." It will be distributed through Sony Pictures Classics in the United States and Pathé in the UK and France.

Coppola made this film after a decade-long hiatus from directing. The movie has been screened in front of friends and fellow directors after the 79th Academy Awards Ceremony (in which he was a presenter). Martin Scorsese, Dennis Hopper, Andy Garcia, Matt Dillon, Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman, Spike Jonze, John Singleton, the Hughes Brothers, Alfonso Cuarón, Gus Van Sant and Fred Roos attended the screening. It has been said that overall the film is "Good, but very difficult."

Coppola has gone on record as saying that the movie is very personal, and not a standard Hollywood film. Originally the movie was to be distributed by United Artists, which is now partially owned by Tom Cruise (who worked with Coppola on "The Outsiders"). However, Sony Pictures Classics is going to handle a limited US release of the film on December 14, 2007.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

AND HERE IT IS ...

Man, Marvel finally got it right. Aside from their "X-Men" franchise, the films based on their comics pretty much blew chunks. "Daredevil" anyone??

In any case, the upcoming "Iron Man," directed by Jon Favreau and starring Robert Downey, Jr. looks downright amazing.

Check it out ...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I'M NOT A COMPUTER GEEK ...


... Nowhere near. But, that said, I am cheap, certainly when it comes to computers, software or anything that will make my computing life easier.

I hate huge, blocky programs that weigh down your computer. Norton AntiVirus, anyone?

So, please enjoy this post that the blogger at Live Slick has come up with that tells us about the Top 10 Freeware applications. Click HERE.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

LET'S ALL BOW OUR HEADS ...



... And take a moment of silence at some point today and quietly honor those who perished on September 11, 2001...

Never forget.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

AHH ... THE GREAT CARTOONS

They just don't make 'em anymore, huh?

Sponge-Bob, Barney and all you other whimpy kiddie shows out there, take a load of this...

DAYYYUM ... POPEYE CAN SCAT! (FUNNY)

If he wasn't the hardest working sailor in the World War II-era, our favorite one-eyed, corn-pipe smokin' cartoon hero could have an awesome career scatting (which isn't easy by the way)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

TV INTROS? WHERE'D THEY GO?

Ever notice TV shows don't have kick butt opening credits anymore? Why not?! They set the tone of the show, and let the audience know what they were in for. Here are some of my favorites...

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN - These credits still hold up, cool as all hell


THE ROCKFORD FILES


PLANET OF THE APES - used to freak me out as a kid


MIAMI VICE


LAS VEGAS - retro


LAS VEGAS - present


ALIAS


SWAT - one of the best themes. Ever.


MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - 'nother great theme


BARETTA - Sammy sings the theme. How cool!


HAPPY DAYS


NYPD BLUE - with David Caruso, obviously

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

BILL MAHER LOVES THE TABLOIDS

Props to Bill Maher last Friday when he ranted on why we need the tabloids during his "New Rules" segment on HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher."

Admit it, the rags serve a purpose. While this entire "New Rules" clip is hilarious, fast forward to 02:44 to view Maher's rant against those of you who say, "We all killed Lady Di because we read the tabloids." Ugh, no, we didn't kill her...

He has the perfect retort. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

GUILTY PLEASURE VIDEO ...

Props to my buddy Steve at Sand & Cotton for first posting this hilarious video of some little bitch-boy getting his little cry-baby ass kicked.

Be warned ... funny after repeated viewings.

Absolutely Hilarious Ending to a Skatepark Fight
It's only a 10 second fight, but it's the most perfect 10 seconds ever.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CASINO OPENS TODAY


The hard hats in Vegas better get busy...

The $2.4 billion Venetian Macao Resort, all set to open TODAY, has more floor space than four Empire State Buildings. That's alot of slots...

In all, the games of chance sprawl across a casino more than three times the size of the largest casino in Sin City. What's more, the 15,000-seat sports arena just about rivals Madison Square Garden, a huge convention center has a 6,000-seat banquet hall and the luxury shopping mall has three indoor canals with singing gondoliers; the Venetian in Las Vegas has just one.

Interestingly, the 3,000-suite resort is just the first of 14 hotels that will be interconnected and built by Las Vegas Sands Corporation (owner of both Venetians).

When finished, the ungodly large complex will include a St. Regis, a Shangri-la, a Raffles, a Conrad, an Intercontinental and a Sheraton -- ALL with their own casinos, bars and restaurants. The cost? Oh, about $10 billion or $12 billion give or take.

Already surpassing the U.S. in the manufacture of everything on the planet from cement and steel to DVD players and TVs, looks like China is on its way to establishing itself as THE global leader in the gaming industry.

And it's all cuz of those 'lil green backs.

When Sands Macao, the first American-operated casino, opened up shop in town roughly three years ago, first-year profits exceeded the total cost of the project.

Imagine that!

Also take in mind that Macao surged ahead of Las Vegas last year in total money gambled. AHEAD OF LAS VEGAS. That's alot of bucks being thrown around.

Experts predict, however, that while the gambling industry in Macao will undoubtebly continue to grow briskly, it may not expand as quickly as new casinos and hotels are set to open, resulting in narrower profit margins for the big American operators coming to Macao and for local companies as well.

Currently, Macao resembles Atlantic City — attracting mostly residents of nearby cities, who appear less than glamorous. The Venetian represents the territory’s biggest bet to transform itself into a Las Vegas-like attraction with customers from all over Asia and across the world. A Borgata if you will...

But will there be enough high-stakes visitors? Macao currently has 4,800 rooms in five-star hotels and another 4,000 in four-star hotels, but the Sands project alone will add 2,500 five-star rooms and 17,500 rooms in four-star hotels, including the four-star Venetian. Wynn Resorts opened a casino and hotel late last year and MGM Mirage will open a 600-room five-star hotel late this year.

Still, Macao’s average gambler is still a day-tripper from Hong Kong or nearby Chinese cities in the Pearl River delta. These visitors are so frugal that they often bring their own food and do not rent hotel rooms. By contrast, the average visitor to Las Vegas spends 3.4 days.

Monday, August 27, 2007

NEWS BIZ IN TROUBLE

First off, I'd like to apologise for the lack of posts lately. Awful of me ... To repent, I'd like to share this awesome piece I found online via an Australian news outlet called The Age. It delves into the future of newspapers and what the profession means to us all in this day and age. Enjoy ...
Black and white and all over?
Rachel Buchanan
August 25, 2007


INK, ribbons, hot metal, blue pencils, spikes, stones, presses, plates, blue collars, scalpels, rulers, picture wheels, wire photos, carbon copies, cigarettes, tubs of photographic chemicals: newspaper offices used to be places where you would always get your hands dirty. Only snobs or big heads called themselves journalists. The rest of us were reporters.

Jim Usher was a cadet reporter in the 1950s. He asked his boss what the difference was between a reporter and a journalist. "He said a journalist had two suits, a reporter only one," Usher wrote in The Argus: Life & Death Of A Newspaper (Australian Scholarly Publishing, 2007), a collection of stories about The Argus, a Melbourne morning newspaper published from 1846 until 1957.

Thirty years later, when I was a junior reporter in New Zealand, I remember being told that one too. I never owned a suit, but I still considered myself a reporter by trade. I was one of the many hundreds of tradesmen and women who used to work with words. We sourced the best words we could from the best people, then we chipped and hacked and polished away at all that raw material to shape our little stories.

We were not alone in our work. Newspapers were also made by copytakers, proofreaders, copygirls and boys, compositors, press artists, printers, photographers, darkroom technicians. Words were worked over by many types of subeditor: down-table subs; top-table subs; wire subs; check subs; stone subs; sports subs; racing subs; business subs; foreign subs; features subs; supplement subs; layout subs; rewrite subs; chief subs; and copy tasters. A wordsmith is "a skilled user and maker of words". Sub-editors are wordsmiths, people who can make a reporter's words into something sharper, better and funnier.

Most reporters were trained on the job. I started making my living as a reporter when I was 18, sports stringing (typing copy up on my white Olivetti portable) while I did a diploma of journalism. The next year I got a job on The Southland Times, an old-fashioned paper of record. If it happened in Southland one day, it was in the paper the next. I know. I recorded golf results, shipping movements and the names, ages and places of every competitor in the province's weekly Little Athletics competition.

But the closed universe of the newspaper office, those trade-based temples to type where printers and proofreaders and journos could all sit down in a staff canteen and eat the same awful food together, is vanishing. Did we journalists miss this story because it is our own?

It is strange for me to be not quite 40 and already have memories and language that apply to working worlds that no longer exist (the afternoon newspaper being one example, seeing unsuccessful stories I'd written being thrust onto a metal spike is another.) Older journalists, such as the men and women who share their stories in the book about The Argus or who talk with Michael Young in Death, Sex & Money: Life Inside a Newspaper (Melbourne University Press, 2007), must feel this disjuncture even more acutely.

I could go on about the old days, but I won't. They're over. The question now is: what is the future for newspaper journalists and newspaper journalism?
Two contradictory forces are at work. First, there is the move towards professionalism, most notably the explosion of journalism degrees in universities. I have benefited from this change because I now have a job teaching journalism in one of these degree programs. Educators aside though, the exponential growth in journalism degrees bears little relationship to job opportunity. Between 1987 and 1992, for example, 16 metropolitan newspapers closed in Australia. A weird counter to this, though, is what I see as anti-professionalism, most notably the rise in so-called citizen or participatory journalism made possible by the net.

While printed newspapers continue to close (The Evening Post, Wellington's wonderful afternoon paper, shut in 2002) and print circulations fall or plateau, the online versions of so-called "legacy media" such as this newspaper, are flourishing.
If the nascent but powerful online news industry is any indication, journalism jobs will be scarcer than ever. Printed newspapers required massive investment in staff and presses but online news sites shift many of these costs to the consumer. Readers have to have their own computers and high-speed broadband access to get their news. Many homes and people still do not have this equipment. A $1.40 newspaper is more democratic and affordable.

One version of journalism's future was uploaded in March when Fairfax Digital launched The Brisbane Times, Australia's first metropolitan online-only newspaper. The "meet the staff" section of the website shows 14 mostly very youthful smiling faces. Surely there were more people than that employed. I rang and discovered that the Times is put out by 12 local editorial staff. Half are reporters and half are producers who copy taste, select stories, do layout, write headlines and edit. Granted they are 12 new journalism jobs but still, the News Limited hard-copy competition, The Courier-Mail, has 215 editorial staff, including about 20 dedicated online journos.

The hard-copy newspaper jobs that remain are vulnerable to the same economic forces that mean you may speak to someone in Mumbai about your phone problems in Melbourne. Also in March, Irish newspaper magnate Tony O'Reilly's company APN New Zealand announced a plan to "source some editorial production services from a specialist supplier". Translated, this means that "some sections" of The New Zealand Herald (New Zealand's biggest metropolitan daily), The Listener (a long-running weekly news magazine) and provincial newspapers including The Northern Advocate, Bay of Plenty Times and Rotorua's Daily Post will be subbed and laid out by people in Auckland employed not by APN but Pagemasters NZ, a subsidiary of the Australian news agency AAP.

The first "Pagemaster" pages appeared recently in The Herald. "The proposal reflects global trends in newspaper publishing," said APN executive Martin Simons.
A spokesman told me Pagemaster staff would produce world news pages, but I wonder how long it will be before the editing and layout of national and regional news migrates to Auckland too? Or maybe it could all be subedited in APN's Sydney head offices?

One of the most successful publishing ventures of our time is Wikipedia, the online citizen-created and edited encyclopaedia. Many Wikipedia entries are excellent but many others are inaccurate, stupid or vandalised beyond repair. In the wiki world everyone is an expert whether they are trained or not. The unifying factor is that no one is paid a cent. Wikipedia didn't need to outsource subediting because it was never part of the interactive, social-networking web 2.0 universe in the first place. It will be interesting to see if The Citizendium, a new citizen-created encyclopaedia, will overtake Wikipedia. Anonymous entries are forbidden and work will be "gently edited".

COMPUTERS entered antipodean newsrooms from the late 1980s onwards. I remember these gigantic clunky grey boxes with black screens and fuzzy green fonts, as babyish to look at as a Pac-Man console. Within a decade, computers had destroyed many of the trades associated with newspapers, but the impact of electronic pagination is nothing compared with the impact of the internet and associated mobile technologies, most especially camera-enabled mobile phones, on the way news is gathered, written, read, published and understood.

It has all happened so fast. In the 20th century, media evolved through a series of technological landmarks that seem stately in comparison: first radio waves across the Atlantic in 1901; television invented, 1926; television transmission begins in Australia, 1956; CNN begins, 1980. From there, change is compressed. In 1992 the Mosaic browser made the internet easier to use. By 1998, Matt Drudge's online news and gossip website, the Drudge Report, had broken the story of Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, an event that is widely cited by journalism academics as the birth of online news. Google, MySpace, YouTube, wikis and blogs all belong to this century.

Stuart Allan, author of Online News (2006), begins his history of the form with the Drudge Report. Other key events are the September 11 terrorist attacks in New York, in which "amateur news reporters" used weblogs to create their own "decentralised media" and the war in Iraq, which resulted in the rise of first-person, raw accounts of life inside Iraq in the warblogs of Salam Pax and Riverbend. Participatory or citizen journalism began, in this account, with the launch of Indymedia (motto "be the media") in 2000 in Seattle during anti-globalisation protests. South Korea's OhmyNews, in which citizens write the stories (and readers tip writers they like best) and citizen "reporting" on the London bombings, Hurricane Katrina and the Asian tsunami are other examples of what Allan says are "the ways in which the very users of online news are rewriting the rules which have traditionally governed journalism as a profession".

Ordinary people, Allan argues, are now pursuing their own news agendas, sidestepping "corresponding notions of 'authority', 'credibility' and 'prestige'."
News is becoming more and more personalised. The "I" rules. Even though there are unlimited column centimetres in cyberspace, online news stories are shorter and pacier than their print counterparts. Many are in point form, like a PowerPoint presentation. Online news is shaped by the conventions of the blog, a form of writing "dominated by the use of the first person", according to Mark Tremayne, editor of the excellent collection of essays Blogging, Citizenship and the Future of Media (2007).

Tremayne points out that while researchers have been reluctant to define blogs as journalism, readers thought otherwise. Blogs were journalism and their seemingly personal, raw, unedited and informal tone meant readers trusted these "stories" more than reports in the traditional media.

Like many other journalists, I would define news as all the important, surprising, tragic or weird events that have happened here and overseas on a particular day. News is not just things that matter to me. News is information gathered, written, photographed and edited by professional journalists who strive for what I see as the impossible, but still honorable, goal of objectivity and who are motivated by the old-fashioned concept of "public interest".

In Imagined Communities (1983) theorist Benedict Anderson described newspapers as one-day bestsellers. The ritual of reading a newspaper, Anderson argued, was a private event that was also "an extraordinary mass ceremony" that helped an individual imagine themselves as part of a national community.

This analysis no longer works. A community now can be a world made for one. In the 2005 Alfred Deakin innovation lectures in Melbourne, former World Economic Forum program director Lance Knobel talked about an American media project called Daily Me. "The Daily Me is a personalised newspaper that contains just what you want," he said in a speech reprinted in Barons to Bloggers: confronting media power (Miegunyah Press, 2006).

Many people already create their own "daily me" through technologies such as bloglines or RSS (really simple syndication) that feed stories from selected sites into a subscriber's computer. The ABC is now promoting a customised news service called News You Choose. Social-networking sites such as MySpace or Facebook allow users, such as my journalism students, to both consume and create highly personalised news — coming parties, gigs, album releases, art shows, entertainment gossip — whenever they want. YouTube, the video-sharing website whose motto is "broadcast yourself" lets users post and view videos, thereby broadcasting their own unedited version of the news.

In May, when a student was stabbed at work here at La Trobe University's Bundoora campus, footage was posted on YouTube. A far more distressing emerging trend is for members of the public to use their phones to make news by filming themselves or their friends committing violent crimes, as demonstrated by recent stories on bullying.

The public is shaping news agendas as never before. Online editors can quickly see which stories "click" with readers. News risks becoming a "hit" parade, a top 10 list of most clicked items. How long before Australia gets its own version of Las Ultimas Noticias, Chile's most widely read newspaper? The paper, according to Knobel, has "a system where all clicks onto its website are recorded and displayed in the newsroom. The clicks — and the popular vote they represent — determine the print content of the newspaper. If a story gets many clicks, it will be followed up and similar stories will be written. If a story doesn't get enough clicks, it and its follow-ups are spiked".

Stories about climate change are a "hit" with readers now, but they weren't 10 years ago. News is not just what matters to me or you in this instant. As Tremayne writes: "Unless bloggers begin covering school board and city council meetings, major and not so major crimes, serious and not so serious accidents and fires, weather, issues of importance to the few and to the many and issues of little interest to themselves — all this on a daily basis — they will not provide the services now covered by the mainstream press."

News is not black and white and "read all over" any more, but I still believe in newspapers and in newspaper journalism. These pages you are holding contain more than news and features. They are an inky artefact, a monument to the efforts of a trade, a profession, a type, whose time, I fear, is passing.
Rachel Buchanan lectures in media studies at La Trobe University.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

18 NEW 'DARK KNIGHT' PICS!!


Finally ... While they're all over the place now, check out these new shots from next summer's "The Dark Knight." How cool does Heath look as Joker? Click HERE to check 'em out.

THE KING REMEMBERED

Thirty years ago today, my parents woke me up from a deep summertime nap -- to tell me that Elvis Presley had died.

Here I was, this nine year-old kid. What did I know from Elvis?

I knew though, that somehow it was huge news. And by default, that made me sad.

Ever since, I've always had a fondness for The King. Here's my brief video tribute (they'll give you goose-pimples, 'specially the second one).








Here's his original obit via The Washington Post:

Thursday, August 17, 1977

Rock Idol Elvis Presley Dies at 42

By Larry Rohter and Tom Zito
Washington Post Staff Writers

Elvis Presley, who revolutionized American popular music with his earthy singing style and became a hero to two generations of rock 'n' roll fans, died yesterday in Memphis, Tenn. He was 42.

Shelby County Medical Examiner Dr. Jerry Francisco said last night an autopsy indicated Presley died of "cardiac arrhythmia," which he described as a "severely irregular heartbeat" and "just another name for a form of heart attack." He said the three-hour autopsy uncovered no sign of any other diseases -- though Presley had in recent years been treated at Baptist Memorial Hospital for hypertension, pneumonia and an enlarged colon -- and there was no sign of any drug abuse.

Presley’s body was discovered at 2:30 p.m. Memphis time by his road manager, Jerry Esposito, in a bathroom in the singer’s multimillion-dollar Graceland Mansion. He was rushed to the Baptist Memorial, where he was met by his personal physician, Dr. George C. Nichopoulos, and pronounced dead.

Dr. Willis Madrey, a specialist in liver disease at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, said yesterday that two years ago Presley’s doctors sent him a sample of Presley’s liver for analysis. "It showed no significant abnormalities." Madrey said, "nothing of any help at all in evaluation."

"I had understood he was having some gastrointestinal problems his doctors were trying to evaluate," Madrey said. But "well over a year ago," Madrey added, he saw one of Presley’s doctors and was told "he seemed fine" and "the only problem he had medically was obesity."

Ginger Alden reportedly Presley’s fiancee and members of his staff were all at the mansion yesterday at the time the singer was found unconscious, Nichopoulos said.

In 1956, when Presley came crackling out of every radio and speaker in the land, young Americans notions about independence -- from parents, from religion, from the values of the time -- were forming. Elvis became "The King" of rock 'n' roll, but also of the emerging youth culture. He was a young, hip-thrusting, white singing music that was essentially black. Part of his attraction was that the '50s teenagers viewed him as epitomizing everything they thought their parents feared they would become -- cocky, slick, brash, tough, black-leatherclad, motorcycle straddling, stiletto-shoed.

Their hunches of their parents' fears were well confirmed after Presley’s appearance on a 1956 Ed Sullivan show. While millions of teenagers screamed in unison across the land, a Catholic priest in New York scorned Sullivan for this "moral injury" and condemned Presley for his "voodoo of defiance and frustration."

Overall, he sold more than 500 million records worldwide and made 33 films. He was a millionaire many times over and lived in a style that reflected it: ensconced in his Graceland Mansion behind locked gates, like the reclusive characters in "Citizen Kane," handing out jewels and Cadillacs to friends and even casual acquaintances.

No American performer had so broad an impact on culture around the world. In 1958, Communists blamed the influence of Presley for a riot in East Berlin as youths threatened to kill a border guard. In 1964, Presley received a write-in vote for President. A Memphis businessman who got in a fistfight with the singer had to close his shop because fans picketed the place.

His career began its ascent at virtually the same time of James Dean, another young star with a tough image, and Presley felt a sense of kinship with Dean.

Presley "knew I was a friend of Jimmy’s," said Nicholas Ray, director of Dean’s second film, "Rebel Without a Cause," so he got down on his knees before me and began to recite whole pages from the script. Elvis must have seen "Rebel" a dozen times by then and remembered every one of Jimmy’s lines.

Presley’s songs, particularly the early ones, expressed succinctly the rising rebellion of young people beginning to break from the Cold War doldrums of the Eisenhower era: "Have you heard the news/There’s good rockin’ tonight:" "You can do what you want/but lay off my blue suede shoes:" "Everybody in the whole cell block/Dancin’ to the jail house rock:" "Don’t be cruel/To a heart that’s true:" "Baby, let’s play house."

Born in Tupelo, Miss., on Jan. 8, 1935 -- his twin brother, Jesse Garon, died at birth -- Elvis Presley was 18 when he walked into a Memphis studio and paid $4 to record "My Happiness" and "That’s When Your Heartaches Begin" as a present for his mother.

Raised in a religious atmosphere, Presley had begun his singing career by performing hymns and gospel tunes with his parents, Vernon and Gladys, at concerts and state fairs. His parents bought him his first guitar at age 11, and he remained close to them even after acquiring a rebellious image -- his feelings for his mother, who died at age 46 of a heart attack were known to be especially strong.

Sam Phillips, owner of the studio, intrigued by the rough, soulful quality of the young truck driver’s voice, invited him back to practice with some local musicians. A few months later Phillips’ Sam Records released Presley’s version of the blues tune "That’s All Right," backed by the country song "Blue Moon of Kentucky," and the singer’s career was launched.

The synthesis of black blues and white country music made Presley a unique artist from the start and Memphis was quick to appreciate that. Presley’s recording went to the top of the local charts almost immediately, eventually selling 20,000 copies, and Presley was invited to appear on the Louisiana Hayride country show and at the Grand Ole Opry.

At the Opry, however, the first of the many controversies that were to engulf Presley almost caused him to give up his career. Told by the talent booker there that he was no good, Presley broke into tears and left his performing costume in a filling station.

He recovered quickly, though, and went on to record a whole string of hits for Sun Records, which sold his contract for $40,000 -- then a record -- to RCA in 1955. His first record for RCA was "Heartbreak Hotel," which early in 1956 made him a nationwide sensation.

Months earlier, in November 1955, Col. Tom Parker, an established country music agent, had concluded a management agreement with Presley. Parker was instrumental in arranging Presley’s switch from Sun to RCA and was to remain Presley’s manager to the end, shrewdly guiding his client’s career, limiting or encouraging public exposure in such a way that Presley was almost always able to command top dollar on the competitive concert and recording circuit.

Once, after Presley had been made an honorary narcotics agent by President Nixon, a White House staffer contacted Parker to request a musical performance. Parker told the staffer that Presley would be honored, and that his fee for the occasion would be $25,000. That ended that.

Six months after the record "Heartbreak Hotel" had rippled heartthrobs through teenage America, Ed Sullivan promised to bring "The King" into the nation’s living rooms: for $50,000 Sullivan signed Presley to three performances.

When the first show hit the airwaves on Sept. 9, 1956, the response was predictable. Sullivan showed him only from the waist up, rocking around on the tube. Record sales soared, and the critics had new ammunition.

"It isn’t enough to say that Elvis is king to his parents," wrote jazz musician Eddie Condon. "That still isn’t a free ticket to behave like a sex maniac in public before millions of impressionable kids. According to a scholarly friend of mine, Jackie Gleason, we’ll survive Elvis. "He can’t last,’ said Gleason, 'I tell you flatly, he can’t last.' "

New York Times critic Jack Gould observed: "Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine: his phrasing, if it can be called that, consists of stereotyped variations that go with a beginner's aria in a bathtub. For the ear he is an unutterable bore, not nearly so talented as Frank Sinatra back in the latter’s rather hysterical days at the Paramount Theater.

"From watching Mr. Presley it is wholly evident that his skill lies in another direction. He is a rock-and-roll version of one of the most standard acts in show business: the virtuoso of the hootchy-kootchy. His one specialty is an accentuated movement of the body that heretofore has been previously identified with the repertoire of the blonde bombshells of the burlesque runway."

And at the Washington Post, Richard Coe, reviewing an early Presley movie, spoke of the singer’s popularity as a manifestation of an "adulation of youth, youth that is raw, untrained, and undisciplined, youth which worships the most primitive urges and physical appeal, youth which has no truck with its elders.

"...This youth lives in a crowd and insists that it is lonely and misunderstood, appears to have no education, respect for customs or elders and no manners whatsoever."

Other performers, on shows with Presley, were puzzled by the strong reaction the young singer got from audiences. Jerry Lee Lewis took to closing his shows by standing on the piano in an attempt to upstage Elvis. But it did no good. Presley was even able to take others’ material -- like Carl Perkins’ "Blue Suede Shoes" -- and make it a hit of even greater magnitude.

"Elvis had the looks on me," Perkins once told an interviewer. "The girls were going for him for more reasons than music. Elvis was hittin' 'em with sideburns, flashy clothes and no ring on that finger. I had three kids. There was no way of keeping Elvis from being the man in that music."

A month after the first Sullivan appearance, 20th Century Fox was readying Elvis' first film for Thanksgiving release. Originally titled "The Reno Brothers," it was changed to "Love Me Tender" to capitalize on the song Presley had introduced on the Sullivan show. The studio made 575 prints of the film for its first run -- the largest in Fox’s history.

A year later Presley was drafted into the U.S. Army. Boarding a troop ship for an 18-month tour of duty in Europe as a Jeep driver, he told a reporter: "The first place I want go is Paris and look up Brigitte Bardot."

Presley was just another cog in the military machine, stationed in Frieburg, West Germany. But Col. Parker had ensured that Presley would not be forgotten during the two years he was away by having him record a stack of songs before leaving for Europe.

During his period of military service, Presley made no public appearances and completed only one recording session. Of the five singles released during Presley’s absence from the U.S. rock 'n' roll scene, all eventually became million sellers.

When Presley was discharged a sergeant early in 1960, he was still "The King," though stars such as Ricky Nelson had come along in the interim.

Presley returned from the Army to find that rock 'n' roll tastes had changed dramatically in his absence. Presley himself underwent a drastic change of style, eschewing his trademark sideburns and hip-shaking music in favor of romantic, dramatic ballads, such as "It’s Now or Never" and "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

These records proved to be as popular as his hard-rocking numbers, but Presley by this time was more interested in making movies than anything else. After an appearance on a Frank Sinatra TV special, in which he alarmed old fans by performing in tails, Presley retired from concerts and television for nearly a decade.

His movies during this period included such potboilers as "Fun in Acapulco" and "Girls! Girls! Girls!" disillusioning some fans even further. But in 1968, Col. Parker engineered a change of direction, and Elvis who had seemed to many to be old fashioned after the emergence of the Beatles in 1964, once again became the hottest thing in pop music.

"It was a staggering moment," writes Greil Marcus in his book "Mystery Train." "In the months preceding, Elvis had begun to turn away from the seamless boredom of the movies and the hackneyed music of the soundtrack albums, staking out a style on a few half-successful singles, presenting the new persona of a man whose natural roughness was tempered by experience. The records had been careful, respectable efforts, but now he was putting everything on the line, risking his comforts and his case for his chance to start over."

The vehicle of Presley’s comeback was a Christmastime TV special, broadcast by NBC. The response to that show encouraged Presley to get together with guitarist James Burton and pianist Glen D. Hardin; two of rock’s top recording session musicians and go out on the road again.

His audience on that concert tour -- and on his subsequent tours, which brought him to the Washington area three times in recent years -- was more mature than that of a decade earlier, reflecting perhaps the fact that Presley himself was settling down.

On May 1, 1967, Presley had married Priscilla Beaulieu, the daughter of a U.S. Army colonel. On Feb. 1, 1968, a daughter, Lisa Marie, was born to the couple. The marriage ended, after lengthy and expensive divorce proceedings, in October 1973.

After the divorce, Priscilla Presley, who the singer had begun dating while in the Army, was given custody of the child. Presley never married again, but it was recently reported that he was about to marry 20-year-old Ginger Alden. She was reportedly spotted wearing a $50,000 diamond engagement ring from Presley.

Reports of Presley’s declining health and increasing weight first date from the time of his divorce. By 1976, in the authoritative "Rolling Stone Illustrated History of Rock 'n' Roll," critic Peter Graining was moved to say, "It seems to be a continuing battle ... and Elvis is not winning. His hair is dyed, his teeth are capped, his middle is girdled, his voice is a husk, and his eyes film over with glassy impersonality. He is no longer, it seems, used to the air and, because he cannot endure the scorn of strangers, will not go out if his hair isn’t right, if his weight -- which fluctuates wildly -- is not down. He has tantrums onstage and, like some aging politician, is reduced to the ranks of grotesque."

Earlier this year, Presley canceled several performances in Louisiana and returned to Memphis for what his physicians said was exhaustion. And in Baltimore, he cut short a show and disappeared form the stage for several minutes, only to return claiming he had merely been answering "the call of nature." But after hearing of Presley’s death, Baltimore fan Beverly Hochstedt, who sat patiently outside the Baltimore Civic Center for 40 hours when tickets for his show there last March first went on sale, recalled not the erratic show, but the man.

"Oh, God, what can I say," sobbed the 31-year-old fan. "I just feel so lost, I feel shattered. I feel like I lost a very, very, close, very, dear friend, part of my own family."

Reaction among fans, performers and music industry executives elsewhere was also emotional. In Santiago, Chile, newspapers stopped the presses and radio stations changed their evening programming to recount the life of "El Rey de Rock 'n' Roll." In Memphis, the telephone system was reported unable to handle the volume of calls coming into the city from around the country. Hundreds of weeping fans gathered outside Baptist Memorial and Graceland Mansion last night.

Two European radio stations also suspended regular programming as soon as Presley’s death was announced. Radio Luxembourg, the continent’s most widely listened-to pop station, canceled all its commercials to play Presley’s music nonstop.

"This is the end of rock 'n' roll," said Bob Moore Merlis, an executive with Warner Bros. Records, who compiled an anthology of Presley’s early material several years ago for RCA. "The void he will leave is impossible to gauge," said Pat Boone, an early rival of Presley’s.

"The King is dead," said former Beatle John Lennon last night. "But rock 'n' roll will never die. Long live the King."

"His music was the only thing exclusively ours," said Carl Wilson of The Beach Boys. "His wasn’t my and mom and dad’s music. His voice was a total miracle in the music business."

The White House said last night that President Carter will "probably issue a statement on Presley today."

No arrangements have been announced yet for Presley’s funeral.

© 1977 The Washington Post Co.